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This might be my first guess of the game:

Pirates II / Kagan / Norway

for phandom
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bler144: It's mostly probabilities.
well yeah, I was just being silly!
Post edited December 21, 2015 by drealmer7
System Shock 3 / Astrid Voorhees / Switzerland
In for #1500.

Guess #123: System Shock 3 / Challus Mercer / Peru.
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helpo1: In for #1500.

Guess #123: System Shock 3 / Challus Mercer / Peru.
what if this is the correct guess and no #1500 ever gets posted? I suppose it would reach that number AFTER it is over and whoever makes that post then?
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Moonbeam: The country's flag is not black, yellow and red. Is the German flag definitely out because it's black, red and yellow?
It would only be definite if Slaugh were to weigh in on the "is gold = yellow?" debate, which he hasn't, and generally wouldn't be expected to.

However the "collective assumption" seems to be that it's out. Which is why you've been the only one guessing it.

FWIW ;)
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drealmer7: what if this is the correct guess and no #1500 ever gets posted? I suppose it would reach that number AFTER it is over and whoever makes that post then?
Slaugh would likely just not announce that the correct pick had been made until after #1500 was posted. Unless you're suggesting a scenario where everyone just stops participating this close to the end, or a zombie apocalypse.

But surely even zombies would participate on the gog forums.
Post edited December 21, 2015 by bler144

Sid Meier's Pirates! II / Tanya / France
So, getting down to the final few laps here. Roughly: [Through #1488]

Overall:
484 combos, 330 guessed (scrubbed 3 more dupl.), 154 remaining.

Players:
35 - mrk
34 - zfr
31 - Austro

Games: (out of 121 combos)
63 - SMP
83 - DotT
92 - (tie) LBA / SS (76.0%)

Villains: (out of 44 combos)
21 - Mercer
22 - Kagan
...
39 - Seph
44 - Camoran (100.0%)

Place: (out of 44)
24 - Turkey
25 - SKorea
...
36 - Aust.
37 - (tie) Italy / Peru (84.1%)
Post edited December 21, 2015 by bler144
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bler144: But surely even zombies participate on the gog forums, just look at all the obvious brainlessness around
fixed that for you
Aya Brea reporting for duty, dressed for the occasion and armed with MaGog's randomiser.

Christmas is a special season for Aya, for it brings back memories --- memories of Eve. Eve, who had erupted upon an unsuspecting New York City in the winter of 1997, unleashing her mitochondria and raiding sperm banks in her quest to give birth to the Ultimate Santa.

But, as Breja so colourfully put it, enough of the past; there is a task at hand, to put an end to a new nightmare, for neverending nightmares will not do. Needless to say, Eve is once more at the root of it, having duped a pigeon to do her bid, to kidnap Santa for her to harvest his genes, splice them into plasmids and integrate them into bacilli, to form an unstoppable army of big-bellied, bearded, bonneted bacteria. Unless, of course, Aya stops her first.

Yet what of the sack? For, the fate of humanity aside, one must remember that a video game is at stake. Santa's sack --- Eve had dismissively discarded it to a dark corner of her lair, where no sun shines and no bat flaps and no more clues, without even dignifying its content with a cursory glance. And what a pity; for the sack was full of presents aplenty, one for each goglodyte, nicelings and naughtilings alike.

A jar of red chrain for _Slaugh_; an alarm clock for Elmofongo; an apple that has seen better days for BranjoHello; a box of antibiotics for helpo1; a "Touch Me" vinyl in mint condition for XYCat; the 3D game that's not in the sack for seikus... And the list goes on.

But Aya is growing listless. She can no longer just sit around, twiddling her thumbs, and blindly guessing the names of planetariumless villains and wood-and-waterless countries. No, she must do something about it. She must uncover clues, follow them, and find Eve,

Come to think of it, _Slaugh_ seems to know quite a bit about the matter. And he's taking his pretty time revealing new clues, not to say actively dragging his feet. Is he in fact trying to delay us? Is he in fact colluding with Eve, buying her time enough to clone Santa's genes? Aya will soon find out; she will track _Slaugh_ down and make him spill the beans.

Using her faithful purveyor of useful information and cat pictures, Aya found out that:
1) The Slaugh family name was most common in the 1920's in Utah and Pennsylvania
2) Utah is famous for its Mormons and Pennsylvania is famous for its Amish
3) Mennonites are often confused with Amish and Mormons
4) Aya is not easily confused (P NSFW DOWYW)
5) The obvious logical conclusion of these four propositions is that _Slaugh_ lives in Canada

But where in Canada? For Canada is a large place, I think, possibly even larger than Dryfield, Nevada, though probably not as hot. Further investigation revealed that:
1) _Slaugh_ often refers to a place called GOG Manor
2) This clearly means he lives in Manor, Saskatchewan, Canada, which is where Aya is now headed.

The first thing Aya saw when she reached Manor, Saskatchewan was this sign. Then it hit her! She'd been looking at it all wrong! The vowels are reversed! _Slaugh_ is not a Slaugh, he's a Sluagh!

And if you're still unconvinced that the host of this giveaway is a sluagh, all you have to do is open Katharine Briggs' "An Encyclopedia of Fairies", page 225 to read "Host, the. See Sluagh".

But what is a sluagh? According to Alexander Carmichael's "Carmina Gadelica" (vol. II, p. 357), quoted by Briggs in her Encyclopedia (see above): "Sluagh , 'the host'... are the spirits of mortals who have died... the spirits fly about in great clouds, up and down the face of the world like the starlings", to which Briggs adds: "They are the most formidable of the Highland fairy people". To any discerning eye, this description is obviously a pre-scientific rationalisation of what modern science would simply refer to as "flocking bird-like neo-mitochondrial creatures ()". If you don't know what NMCs look like, here is a [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNL8b6Sm3SE]short video; if you don't know what birds look like, here are some pictures.

Now, however, as in all good RPGs, Aya is faced with a moral dilemma (translation: she needs to choose between two options in a dialogue box). She could either stand her ground and fight the sluagh, or she could rush to save the bler, who is in dire need of medical assistance. If she fights the sluagh, the bler may die; if she saves the bler, the sluagh will surely flee and pose a dire threat to Santa and the world. What should Aya do? Please vote here in the next NaN hours.

The people have chosen, by a clear majority (10:4), to save the bler. Vox populi vox dei (which is Latin for "Ten-four, people"). Mind you, these are the same busy ("Ten-six") people who after almost 1,000 guesses are still unable to determine three measly pieces of information. Still, ten codes aside, Aya dutifully rushed to the bler's aid, put a band-aid on his owie, and all was well.

But meanwhile, the sluagh craned its neck out of its nest, saw its shadow, and chucklingly thought to itself: "six more weeks of guessing". Then it unfurled its wings and flew off, muttering to itself: "I know, I know".

Deprived of her much anticipated confrontation and clueless as to how to progress, there was only one thing left that Aya could do to possibly still save Santa and the world: take another shower! (P NSFW DOWYW)

You're probably wondering how a shower could save Santa. You are not alone.

When Aya stepped into the shower, she found there Santa's belly, all slashed and ready to rub. Alarmed, she retreated into the kitchen, only to find there Santa's fingers, all broken and ready to eat.

Reenacting the Osiris myth, Eve had evidently dismembered Santa and dispersed his organs throughout the world (or at least throughout Aya's apartment). As Isis before her, Aya will now have to find all fourteen members of Santa's body and reconstruct him in order to bring him back to life.

Santa's members:
1) Santa's belly (in Aya's shower)
2) Santa's fingers (in Aya's kitchen)
3) Santa's legs (down Aya's chimney)
4) Santa's chest (across Aya's window)
5) Santa's rained ears (in Aya's gutters)
6) Santa's face (on Aya's computer)
7) Santa's feet (in Aya's sock drawer)
8) Santa's hands (on Aya's rack)
9) Santa's butt (in Aya's fridge)
10) Santa's beard (among Aya's records)
11) Santa's nails (in Aya's toolbox)
12) Santa's brain (on Aya's tree)
13) Santa's tears (on Aya's cheek)
14) Santa's back (in one piece)

Reassembled and reanimated, Santa now joins Aya in the search for his sack. Unfortunately, there is precious little information he can supply. He never peeks into the sack once it's filled by his elves. He hadn't seen his kidnapper after recovering from the chloroform, only Eve. And the only thing he could say about the country he had been spirited to is that they speak a foreign language there, which isn't much help since he considers every language foreign, except for North Polish. Still, he did manage to overhear two henchmen speaking. One was saying that Aya's adventures were the ravings of a madwoman. The other thought they were nothing but random. Aya smiled, knowingly.

Guess #112:
System Shock 3 / Tanya / France

In for the first one to correctly identify the logic used for the order of the 14 members listed above
Post edited December 21, 2015 by mrkgnao
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drealmer7: what if this is the correct guess and no #1500 ever gets posted? I suppose it would reach that number AFTER it is over and whoever makes that post then?
I thought about this. I think Slaugh would let the game continue after that number - either because he'd notice the "In for.." or simply because he wouldn't find it till #1520. :P

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bler144: Slaugh would likely just not announce that the correct pick had been made until after #1500 was posted. Unless you're suggesting a scenario where everyone just stops participating this close to the end, or a zombie apocalypse.
Basically.
Post edited December 21, 2015 by helpo1
Last guess i guess :-

Little Big Adventure 3 / Kagan / Switzerland

edit : btw how did you guys count the % and everything? i can barely keep track of my guess posts.. .-.
Post edited December 21, 2015 by mikopotato
In for ZFR:

Day of the Turtlecle / Sinclaire / Tur(tle)key
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bler144: In for ZFR:

Day of the Turtlecle / Sinclaire / Tur(tle)key
I see you are doing your best to make sure that people are unable to find this post when searching whether their guess had already been guessed. Neither Tentacle, nor Elexis, nor Turkey will find this one. Greatly increases the chance of a duplicate.
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bler144: In for ZFR:

Day of the Turtlecle / Sinclaire / Tur(tle)key
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mrkgnao: I see you are doing your best to make sure that people are unable to find this post when searching whether their guess had already been guessed. Neither Tentacle, nor Elexis, nor Turkey will find this one. Greatly increases the chance of a duplicate.
Doesn't everyone have a spreadsheet? Or just phandom's?

But I see your point. Still, I tend to shorthand a lot of longer terms anyway - don't think I've actually written out "tentacle" all game.

DotT / Sinclaire / Turkey was #1497
Don't mid me. I'm just here to shamelessly steal post #1500 after an hour or so of lurking.