Hm, here in Germany some Terrorist has hanged himself with his T-Shirt, so hand me your T-Shirt, please!! :-D

I prefer to hang the t-shirts.
Helps get the wrinkles out that way.

As an American, I feel it against my rights to be lynched by foreigners.

Racist!!! :D

Arrest... Leroy Aldridge (PM to be sent shortly)
(EDIT: after clarifying with zeogold, I change this to Not guilty! er... I mean Arrest nobody.

Since I have to vote on a search to proceed, I'll go with

Crime Scene Search which might clarify some of the questions I'm having.

Wait....what the heck?!
You've got it figured out already?! O_o
That's also one of my rights as an American.

Okay, to clarify my "vote": testament of Leroy Brown... uhm. Leroy Aldridge

No, your constitution only states that the state has to give you certain rights, but not that foreigners have to give you the same rights, sorry nowhere does it state so.

Right here, looks like.

this one?

Yep, this is exactly the one I was looking for. This little bastard sneaked out right under the door.

Max, have you been drinking too much beer again or eating too much rotten Leberkaes?

AS Leroy isn't deceased (yet) there is no testament, only his testimony ;)

That can be arranged.
*calls Deja*

...wait, that's NOT what you wanted?
Oh, crap.

Well, normally you write your testament as long as you`re alive. Dead people seldom write their testament!
But in this case, I do mean the testimony of Leroy Brown...uhm... Leroy Aldridge.
Why is this Leroy Brown guy always sneaking into my posts?

'Cause he's bad.
Baddest man in the whole town, I'd wager.