Here you go my old chap, here is a buck

Will.... will you turn him.... into a turkey?*cough*bad puns*cough*Cheers

Thanks.
*slips dollar into pocket and pulls newspaper out from drawer*

Hm..."EX-SBPOK MEMBER SHOOTS BELOVED VILLAGE IDIOT"
"Yesterday at approximately 7 P.M., local village idiot, Tauto Taunto, was brutally murdered. This resident was known for shouting at people, dogs, and inanimate objects randomly as they walked by. Nobody ever knew what he said, assuming he was from a nearby circus or mental asylum, but found him adorable nonetheless. Last night, after uttering the words 'hey,letme tell you where you can, stick that gun", he was shot down by an armed Serbian man believed to be known as Deja, who took the word 'gun' as an invitation to shoot. This man has not yet been found and, due to recent budget cuts, will be sought after the police receive a suitable bribe. Officer Zeagold has released the following statement on the matter:
'Karhetsin!'
Details to follow."

...um....well. Guess that means we might not be seeing much of him around here. Looks like I'm going to have to make some more calls...
*picks up phone*

"Alright, I've called over a couple more detectives who can help us out. They should be arriving shortly.", said the Puzzlemaster.

At that moment, a chill came over the room. In walked a shadowy figure, who silently walked past the detectives and sat down.
"Ah, Sanfueg. You've arrived. I take it you'll be as helpful as ever?"
The figure nodded.
"Perfect. Judging from when you said you were leaving..."
"He can TALK?!"
"...I suspect that the other detective should be close behind- ...oh, but there she is now!"
With a sweep of her hat, Docbear entered the room.
"Good to see ya, Doc."
"You, too, Puzzlemaster. I may be arriving a bit late to the scene, but I hear there's a crime which needs investigating?"
"Ohhh, yes," Zeogold replied, "one doozy of a case."

Private phone calls have been sent out to all detectives.

I can give you a copy of The Deer. Will that count?

Welcome Sanfueg and Docbear!! Long time no talk!

"What this nice game were you can shoot deers and Tautos for free, one of those marvelous games which our stupid governments forbid because of too much blood involved?
I always thought that you must have some strong Scottish roots, but anything like that it seems to be.
*grabbing zeogold, hugging him and giving him big claps on the back while shouting*
Danke sehr, thank you soo much, No I can have my virtual personal shooting range! That is so dear off you, so kind, I can't believe it
*continues hugging him and giving him further claps on the back*
*a few tears of happiness are falling to the floor*

What are you talking about? I thought your government allo-
Oh, wait a second.
Just wipe that little thunderbolt you painted on the side of it and....
There you go! Perfectly legal now!
A donnae ha' any idea what yer talkin' about.

Welcome Sanfueg and Docbear :)

Regarding on the evidence, there's not much to be gathered there. A confirmation that Mike didn't shoot Markus. Although the fact that the shooter didn't catch on camera until Markus got shot rather surprise me. Hesitation of the shooter before running away also hint of something I have yet to understand. There should be more to this. This evidence demands a deeper look.

That note suggest there's an affair. I already think of it's possibility as a motive for Mrs. Lynette murder. Still not sure it's not a false lead.

Sigh, it's gonna be a hard one. We need more facts, or anything that can lead to motives.

I'd vote for Crime Scene Search

I am not having an affair! I love my husband very much...Oh, you're talking about the other characters...0.0..Well carry on then. But how did it end up in my pocket?

I know you do, but...don't you think "Adoring Slave" was taking it a bit far with the roleplay?
...
GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! THAT WINDOW IS TOO SMALL FOR ME TO FIT THROUGH!

I'll look into Fantasysci5 affair later, but now that I think of it there are big chances that note is written by Mrs. Lynette.

BTW please don't murder puzzlemaster just yet or else we will surely work for free

You're assuming you're not working for free already?
*shoves a bagel into Kusumahendra's mouth before he can say anything*

Well, food is a form of payment, so