still lurking around here and only part of the audience (not a juror), but afaic, my "verdict" would be

"guilty but can't hold a trial anyway (also known as "how to get away with murder 101")

it is indeed the "best" (most satisfactory, i guess) kind of crime: when you can afford to let people see/know/realise you are guilty yet can't be legally held responsible at all...

congrats, evil puzzlemaster

If you could "realize" I was guilty, that would be reason enough to hold me to trial, y'know.

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz....

So does this trial have an end? Or a beginning for that matter?

bler, I can understand the other two being slow, but where on earth is your verdict? You should be ashamed of yourself.

Why is Bler not allowed to be slow? O_o

This has gone on longer than the last one.

He's usually one of the first, if not THE first, to get in his verdict.
To be fair, it's technically over, we're just waiting for the verdicts to "officially" end it and reveal the solution.

It's alright. Lady Justice is patient.
But Lady Vengeance... oh boy.
*taps nerf gun because he forgot the shotgun*

Oy! There are no g-
.....oh, fine. I'll let that one pass.

*hits you in the forehead with foam dart*

*Somehow causes sunshinecorp's nerf gun to explode*

It's not magic, it was a special skill.

*throws sunshinecorp at Zeogold*

Seeing how I weigh around 130kg (or ~285lbs), that's quite a feat!

*blushes*

Question not the skills of His Eternal Squiddliness. He sees all. He knows all. He throws all.