*stands in front of the microphone, taps it two times, coughs*
So... did you hear about the hacker that was caught using a backdoor?
Apparently he was found guilty on several counts of debuggery.
*drum roll*

Now that's....ah.....well.............a.a.h....ah...I....BANG!





hehehehehe....good old blanks....

Whomever sold you bullets for that machete took you for a ride.
Did you hear about the hacker that used the front door? He was guilty on all charges.

How the hack did these jokes get on here?

Through an exploit.

So.........it's that time of the night and the sandman says hit the sack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNUgsbKisp8

The only exploit I ever find memorable was when I learned a professor at University was quizzing his students from the Calculus book which had all the answers in the back of the book. I just had to work out how I got to the answer convincingly on the exams.

Don't worry. He does that, I put him in a headlock.

*out of nowhere shadows seem to converge around the empty jury seat, and an ethereal form takes shape. A voice speaks*

Hello there. I vote for Defense Witness, Room 407 Patient .

Either somebody changes their vote, or I flip the coin.
*short-circuiting sound*

Flip of events:

VOTE CHANGE: Defense Witness, Room 407 Patient

REDVWIN

2 more hours before I flip the coin.
Edit: WHOA, NOW!
Looks like we can move on with a majority! Maxvorstadt is having issues, so a temporary replacement has...er...appeared.

It's all clear. 7-5

REDVWIN

Thank you. I was afraid we'd never get through. Say, I'm feeling a bit hungry, could you pass me a bit of that guacamole there?
Just a bit higher...my hands are a little....over to the left....thanks.
*fling*