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zeogold: The fact that it's "not broken" tells you which it is.
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bler144: /facepalm
http://spinesurgerycenters.com/images/hairline-fracture.jpg
Fractured, but not broken^
It's I good thing I keep this chain in my pocket...
Post edited April 04, 2016 by sunshinecorp
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sunshinecorp: It's I good think I keep this chain in my pocket...
.....!
Oh, hey, Bler, another thing about that medical report, y'see, the word "fracture" doesn't necessarily mean it's a clean break, but, rather, it could indicate it's a small notch in the bone that's-
*puts hands on chair while sunshinecorp breaks the strap between them with the chain*
The point of this evidence isn't so much the fact it's fractured as the fact that-
*ducks past swinging chain*
...although really, the fracture DOES tell you one th-
*dodges chain again*
...look, if you and the others really don't get it, I'll hint at what it means in tomorrow's Puzzlemaster's Thoughts section.
Post edited April 04, 2016 by zeogold
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sunshinecorp: It's I good think I keep this chain in my pocket...
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zeogold: .....!
Oh, hey, Bler, another thing about that medical report, y'see, the word "fracture" doesn't necessarily mean it's a clean break, but, rather, it could indicate it's a small notch in the bone that's-
*puts hands on chair while sunshinecorp breaks the strap between them with the chain*
*chokes the Puzzlemaster to submission with the chain*
Oh, oh! Good ol' cliché time: Why do they always run?
Post edited April 04, 2016 by sunshinecorp
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zeogold: .....!
Oh, hey, Bler, another thing about that medical report, y'see, the word "fracture" doesn't necessarily mean it's a clean break, but, rather, it could indicate it's a small notch in the bone that's-
*puts hands on chair while sunshinecorp breaks the strap between them with the chain*
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sunshinecorp: *chokes the Puzzlemaster to submission with the chain*
Oh, oh! Good ol' cliché time: Why do they always run?
*watches the bailiff pass out*
...man, that "a" always confuses them.
Welp, none of my business.
*ducks underneath chair and starts moving shoulders weirdly*
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sunshinecorp: *chokes the Puzzlemaster to submission with the chain*
Oh, oh! Good ol' cliché time: Why do they always run?
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zeogold: *watches the bailiff pass out*
...man, that "a" always confuses them.
Welp, none of my business.
*ducks underneath chair and starts moving shoulders weirdly*
I totally meant to do that. Now, you do know that underneath that chair I keep my pet python...
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zeogold: *watches the bailiff pass out*
...man, that "a" always confuses them.
Welp, none of my business.
*ducks underneath chair and starts moving shoulders weirdly*
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sunshinecorp: I totally meant to do that. Now, you do know that underneath that chair I keep my pet python...
Yep.
*starts tying something around the chair while wrapping the other end around shoulder*
Friendly little critter. Hope it's sturdy.
So are you gonna make a vote, or what?
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bler144: /smurf
You could probably benefit from a vote too. Does wonders for the complexion, so they tell me.
Post edited April 04, 2016 by zeogold
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sunshinecorp: I totally meant to do that. Now, you do know that underneath that chair I keep my pet python...
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zeogold: Yep.
*starts tying something around the chair while wrapping the other end around shoulder*
Friendly little critter. Hope it's sturdy.
So are you gonna make a vote, or what?
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bler144: /facepalm
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zeogold: You could probably benefit from a vote too. Does wonders for the complexion, so they tell me.
I'll vote when I FEEL LIKE IT!
That reminds me, I should send a PM to everybody who hasn't posted letting them know the day's begun. Just so I can pretend like I'm actually running some sort of decent, official, organized game or something.
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zeogold: Yep.
*starts tying something around the chair while wrapping the other end around shoulder*
Friendly little critter. Hope it's sturdy.
So are you gonna make a vote, or what?

You could probably benefit from a vote too. Does wonders for the complexion, so they tell me.
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sunshinecorp: I'll vote when I FEEL LIKE IT!
Liar.
I'm curious what time the HK suppliers would say it was when they had their calls with Zeogoldilocks.
Wonder if it would match up with what she said.
Not entirely sure what to vote for right now.
Post edited April 04, 2016 by omega64
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omega64: Not entirely sure what to vote for right now.
How about either "Not Guilty" or "Do Not Hold to Trial"? Either of those would work nicely.
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omega64: Not entirely sure what to vote for right now.
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zeogold: "Zeogold"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqzJkTatWiQ

*binds Zeogold's legs*
Post edited April 04, 2016 by omega64
I... uh, received the following PM from zeogold:

"I'm PMing you since you're obviously the most intelligent member of the jury, and already know the solution. I'd like to tell you, as of course you already know, that the Telephone Technician is the crucial clue, but all the other ones were stupid enough not to see it.
I'll also tell you that, as of course you already know, the defendant is not guilty, the murderer is the fake nurse and Yezemin is a planted juror working for the Hong Kong mafia."

I'm sharing this in the er... interest of fairness. This is 100% legit.

To prove I'm not lying here is my vote: Prosecution Witness, Telephone Technician. Would I be voting this way myself if the above was a lie?
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ZFR: I... uh, received the following PM from zeogold:

"I'm PMing you since you're obviously the most intelligent member of the jury, and already know the solution. I'd like to tell you, as of course you already know, that the Telephone Technician is the crucial clue, but all the other ones were stupid enough not to see it.
I'll also tell you that, as of course you already know, the defendant is not guilty, the murderer is the fake nurse and Yezemin is a planted juror working for the Hong Kong mafia."

I'm sharing this in the er... interest of fairness. This is 100% legit.

To prove I'm not lying here is my vote: Prosecution Witness, Telephone Technician. Would I be voting this way myself if the above was a lie?
So that's why I've been getting these strange Chinese texts.

And just to keep this moving, let's hear the Telephone Technician.