I'm just to come out and say it: WHERE THE FUDGE IS THIS CASE'S AUTOPSY REPORT?! These trials are getting worse and worse. >:(

There's no autopsy report (x4) because the prosecution is under the Mob's thumb.

For pete's sake, the GOGfather himself just testified to draw attention away from the defendant. HELLO. MACFLY.

lulz. Looks like you got the post cleaned up though.

Vote naptime. Wait, as jury panelists our names are confidential, right? Like, there's no way the GOGfather is going to find out who we are or how we voted? OMG!

Okay fine, vote whatever is left.

How is he drawing attention AWAY if he points out gloves that apparently fit the heh man to a T?

Edit: Oh right, forgot to vote. EVIDENCE of course!

Fitting gloves aren't much of a thing, are they? They're big - they'll fit anybody.

It's his appearance itself - the Mob is all over this thing.

If the evidence were overwhelming against Chef Boyardee over there, I would say it was a frame job by the Mafia.

But since it's the opposite - there is essentially no evidence and the entire prosecution is hopelessly botched - the conclusion is the opposite. The Mafia is trying to get this guy off scott-free. I've got my own theory as to why (was part of my PM to Zeo) but who really knows. Who cares?

There's a traitor here, and it's not the defense attorney, who's doing a right bang-up job.

Enh, whatevs. I'm comfortable being the only one right in the end. :^)

So far, even if Mr. Krypsyn actually did it, there is no proof, thus unless the bathroom adds suddenly proof of the opposite, only real option is "not guilty", due to lack of evidence...

On the other side, we won't have to worry about making the mafia angry if he gets released :P


As for the whole traitor part, if there is one, it's most certainly The Puzzlemaster

The testimony didn't specify what type of gloves they are, but sure, if one assumes they are latex/nitrile gloves a ["large"] pair would fit on something like 90% of the population for general cleaning use, even if it had to stretch slightly or the small-handed had to swim in them a bit.

One could simply not wear them at all and then wipe the scene down carefully afterwords. A decent tech could establish that by seeing if the scene had other prints (points to gloves) or none at all (points to wiping).

For other types of gloves, size matters more.

Well, you're no fun.

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL UNTIL HIS BLOOD STAINS THE WALLS AND HIS OFFAL SPLATTERS THE GALLERY

Well, we could always Burn the Puzzlemaster, as a safety measure.

I would think asphyxiation with a pillow would be the safer course of action. Fire can be unpredictable, even if he doesn't start running around the room aflame.



Which reminds me of the time a certain small waterfowl actually fell down my parents' chimney (bizarre but true story) and became alit. They apparently had quite the scene trying to chase a smoldering duck out the back door.

That's what incinerators are for ;)

Yeah, if you're a wuss!
Real men use this!
*pulls out heavy flamethrower*

good point, i asked how she died and such long ago, and still nothing......the puzzlemaster is lazy.....

btw, let's hear the Officer on Scene, Bathroom

let's hope the puzzlemaster doesn't play portal again and fall in a trap :P

*gathering some wood to build a bonfire*