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vv221: Let’s hope this time we will finally learn a bit more about what happened in the bathroom!
*exits bathroom holding a rolled-up newspaper, green steam follows him*
All I know is that no-one should enter it for 500 years or so...
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vv221: Let’s hope this time we will finally learn a bit more about what happened in the bathroom!
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sunshinecorp: *exits bathroom holding a rolled-up newspaper, green steam follows him*
All I know is that no-one should enter it for 500 years or so...
What did we tell you about not making any more witnesses run away?

Or is the officer still in there? Oo
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sunshinecorp: *exits bathroom holding a rolled-up newspaper, green steam follows him*
All I know is that no-one should enter it for 500 years or so...
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Yezemin: What did we tell you about not making any more witnesses run away?

Or is the officer still in there? Oo
Still in there, but forever scarred. Good thing he was in a hazmat suit.
SO QUIET. SO, SO QUIET. I CAN'T STAND IT!

*rips his chair from the jury stand and starts smashing things with it*
*yells maniacally at a ficus*
*pours tabasco in his eyes*
*washes it out with bourbon*
*silently breaks out some popcorn and watches sunshinecorp go crazy*
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Yezemin: *silently breaks out some popcorn and watches sunshinecorp go crazy*
FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY, DON'T DO IT SILENTLY!
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Yezemin: *silently breaks out some popcorn and watches sunshinecorp go crazy*
*eats the popcorn silently*
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Yezemin: *silently breaks out some popcorn and watches sunshinecorp go crazy*
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sunshinecorp: FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY, DON'T DO IT SILENTLY!
*sighs*

*puts Enter Sandman on speaker*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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sunshinecorp: FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY, DON'T DO IT SILENTLY!
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Yezemin: *sighs*

*puts Enter Sandman on speaker*
Ah. Much better.
*calms down*
Post edited March 07, 2016 by sunshinecorp
How can we move this along?
*ducks behind a desk, reemerges with a wig, glasses, a fake mustache and fake nose and an accent*
Hhhello! Imma the maintenance man, Mario.
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sunshinecorp: How can we move this along?
*ducks behind a desk, reemerges with a wig, glasses, a fake mustache and fake nose and an accent*
Hhhello! Imma the maintenance man, Mario.
Oh, are you here to fix the plumbing? Thank goodness. sunshinecorp just clogged 2 of the court toilets.
Post edited March 07, 2016 by zeogold
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sunshinecorp: How can we move this along?
*ducks behind a desk, reemerges with a wig, glasses, a fake mustache and fake nose and an accent*
Hhhello! Imma the maintenance man, Mario.
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zeogold: Oh, are you here to fix the plumbing? Thank goodness. sunshinecorp just clogged 2 of the court toilets.
I DID NO SUCH...
*coughs*
I mean, mr sunshinecorp, he did no sucha thing, eh?
Post edited March 07, 2016 by sunshinecorp
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Yezemin: *puts Enter Sandman on speaker*
Darude - Sandstorm?
OK, I am finally all caught up. Sorry everybody, I've been sick for a couple of days.

Check me out:

Verdict - Guilty

PM has been sent to zeogold.

I find it nearly impossible to construct ANY facts on this case from what we've seen, so basically I just made up some crap. But I'm certain of two things:

1) The traitor in the courtroom is real, and it can only be the prosecuting attorney. I believe THAT is the one legitimate, no-nonsense clue we've had the entire case.
2) zeo wouldn't write this the same as the first one - there's a major twist somewhere (and I believe it's point #1)

Of course, I'm probably way off on my "explanation" such as it is for why Krypsyn is guilty, so I'm sure somebody that waits for more evidence will be able to put together a more accurate version and actually win the thing, but I'm in first and that has to count for something.

Vote: Bathroom Policeman
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yogsloth: 2) zeo wouldn't write this the same as the first one.
That is the only reason I think my "Not Guilty" could be wrong. Other than that, as you said there is too little information. Non of the clues really helped.
Post edited March 08, 2016 by ZFR