I knew that Zeogoldilocks mental health was going down the drain the day she began to shave her head, but I never imagined that it would be that bad.
*shivers*

Now that was a waste of time, just like I thought.

Now get that bathroom officer in here so we can get somewhere. And improve the catering! I'm starving and this close to stealing Maxvorstadt's Leberkaas-Semmel. And I don't even like Leberkaas.

Well, can I help you with some Weisswurst? Or a Wammerl? Ah, now I know, you want some Fleischpflanzerl, right?

Sure, I'll have three of all of those.

Fleischpflanzerl sound lovely. Can I have some mustard with that?

*sets up a Bavarian fastfood stand*
I also can offer some bavarian beer.

Excuse me sir, but in Bavaria we don`t have sixpacks, instead we have beer crates with twenty of them. :-)

I didn't ask for a six-pack, I'm not American. I asked for six beers. But if you only want to give me a crate of twenty, I'll gladly take that. It'll save me a few trips to your stand for the next couple of hours.

Oh, then there was a little misunderstanding, sorry. Here you are, six single bottles of beer, each containing a half litre of fantastic bavarian beer!

Thank you my good man!
*drinks three of them before returning to his seat*

Hm, I don`t know now, which witnesses we haven`t heard yet.
But I would vote for the judge, looks a bit suspicous to me!

bagels or nothing

*runs up to the prosecution with a hug full of bagels*

I got you a Poppy Bagel, a Sesame Bagel, an Onion Bagel, a Buttery Garlic Bagel, an Egg Challah Bagel, a Honey Whole Wheat Bagel, a Sourdough Bialy, a French Toast Bagel, a German Pumpernickel Beer Bagel, a Bacon Egg and Cheddar Cheese Bagel, a Spinach Parmesan Cheese Bagel, a Buttery Salted Pretzel Bagel, a Super Cinnamon Raisin Bagel, a Sweet Potato Bagel, a Jalapeño Bagel, a Twikie Bagel and a Salt and Vinegar Bagel!