Is she at her second job?

(My Darkest Days - Porn Star Dancing (Extended Uncensored) ft. Ludacris, Zakk Wylde)

I knew that the co-worker is a she! And there were peole who doubted it....

Well, WHERE IS SHE?
I've put on beard oil and everything.

That might've been what drove her off.
What did you get? The herring-scented edition?

Rhett's Beastly But Balanced Beard Oil, of course. Smells of sandalwood, citrus, and rosemary. Available at DFTBA.com. Not a sponsor.

*harsh coughing*

*looks up from counting cash*
What?

*wonders where the garlic smell comes from*

Sorry. That'll be my tzatziki.

Gesundheit.

Funny you should say that. I was thinking about how quaint some German tourists are. I tend bar during the summer, last summer it was a pool bar, and a German couple asked if we served tzatziki. At a pool bar. Something that stinks of garlic like nobody's business.

What the heck is a pool bar?

....
That's what I thought, but the idea sounds so bleedin' idiotic, I didn't want to believe it.
Oh, sure, get drunk while you're swimming, yup, that's a LOVELY idea.

Obviously you've never been to Miami.