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Yezemin: *hands the prosecution a bagel*

Now where's that soup stand? I can't think on an empty stomach.
the prosecution adjourns itself for the bagel
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Yezemin: *hands the prosecution a bagel*

Now where's that soup stand? I can't think on an empty stomach.
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omega64: I flipped it and I'll do it again if it shows up.
But if you flip it after it's already flipped, that'll just flip it right-side up, meaning you'll have actually fixed it.
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omega64: I flipped it and I'll do it again if it shows up.
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zeogold: But if you flip it after it's already flipped, that'll just flip it right-side up, meaning you'll have actually fixed it.
You're a monster. :'(
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sunshinecorp: Alright! Yeah! Hot date with the dominatrix prosecutor! *combs mohawk* *makes devil horns with fingers* *air-plays an imaginary bass*

...and she immediately regretted her words...
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snowkatt: Lewd mr corp lewd.
Keep this up and 30 days SOLITARY CONFINEMENT WILL BE THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES !
NOW ALL RISE FOR WORM HIS HONOR !

...where is my fucking bagel ?
Feisty! The way I like 'em!
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zeogold: But if you flip it after it's already flipped, that'll just flip it right-side up, meaning you'll have actually fixed it.
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omega64: You're a monster. :'(
His reasoning only holds if the soup stand preserves its previous state when it reappears.
But judging from the soup stand owner, that is very much likely.
Post edited March 01, 2016 by sunshinecorp
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snowkatt: Lewd mr corp lewd.
Keep this up and 30 days SOLITARY CONFINEMENT WILL BE THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES !
NOW ALL RISE FOR WORM HIS HONOR !

...where is my fucking bagel ?
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sunshinecorp: Feisty! The way I like 'em!
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omega64: You're a monster. :'(
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sunshinecorp: His reasoning only holds if the soup stand preserves its previous state when it reappears.
But judging from the soup stand owner, that is very much likely.
But how?
When he moves it does he keep it flipped?
Are there wheels on top and bottom?
Does he lift it?
Does he bring it and then flip it upside down again?

So many questions.
Slowly walks in dragging a huge chest. Your judgeship may I talk to you for a moment please?
The judge asks for silence! A hush falls on the courtroom except for Mr. Vensetti whispering in the judge's ear!
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snowkatt: ...where is my fucking bagel ?
Bagels?

Heh.

(The Presidents of the United States of America - Peaches)

edit:
Oopsies, I need to refresh the page more often. At least it was just a song about peaches, and nothing more. Nope, no hidden messages in there; it is only about fruit. The singer/songwriter said so himself, and would he lie?!
Post edited March 01, 2016 by Krypsyn
NEW EVIDENCE HAS BEEN SUBMITTED INTO COURT!
Courtroom Evidence, Cecil's Box
Mr. Cecil Vensetti has presented us with a mysterious wooden box. It smells quite strangely, and he claims that there is a vital clue in it. The judge, not to be deprived of his entertainment, refuses to let it be opened unless the jurors vote for it (and it's really not unreasonable, considering that opening it runs the risk of that smell getting loose). And what the judge says, goes.
The judge bangs his gavel!
Post edited March 01, 2016 by zeogold
Maybe there are peaches in the box?

(sorry, sorry, I couldn't resist)
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Krypsyn: Maybe there are peaches in the box?

(sorry, sorry, I couldn't resist)
What kind of peaches raise a stink like that?
...actually, wait, I don't want to know.
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zeogold: What kind of peaches raise a stink like that?
...actually, wait, I don't want to know.
...
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Krypsyn: Maybe there are peaches in the box?

(sorry, sorry, I couldn't resist)
Howdoes that make sense peaches in a box from a fish monger???
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Krypsyn: Maybe there are peaches in the box?

(sorry, sorry, I couldn't resist)
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cecil: Howdoes that make sense peaches in a box from a fish monger???
Peach smuggling.
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cecil: Howdoes that make sense peaches in a box from a fish monger???
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omega64: Peach smuggling.
Or it could have you in it Octo avatar in it at least your a sea creature and not a flipping fruit...