*rips out paper*
....well, well. What do we have here?
(Translated from French, in the key of C)
"I know not how much longer I can bear,
I am at the point where I'd tear my hair,
For no man in court will lend me an ear,
When I know the mafia who are so near.
I have watched carefully and they think me mad,
Yet wisdom and truth are all I've ever had.
My paranoia is my only friend.
I write these words in case I meet my end.
I sing a song of a plot most foul,
So listen, friends, to my dire howl.
The first was Snow Katt, who lusts not after bread,
But has a taste for fine jewelry instead.
The mob calls her Fang, and she's never without it.
An honest woman? I greatly doubt it.
The second was Book Wrym who was not much involved,
But when he looked at his debts and solved
The true total of what he owed,
He soon was forced to walk the road,
Of a forger of papers and things,
From last wills to the deeds of kings.
The last one even the agent had missed,
In his pride and his utter bliss
Of doing his job so well.
The Gogfather hoped he would run free,
For he was in the jury for all to see.
But I say he belongs in a cell.
Yoggy the Sloth was his mafia name.
And he did quite well at playing the game,
Except that his verdict was not the same,
And when he saw Fang he would yell.
What his job was, I could not tell.
He might just have joined "Because eh, what the hell."
END
.....good Lord.
Wait a second, there's something in parentheses at the bottom here:
(I leave you with these broken thoughts
So you may see their plot and foil it.
I write in hurried hand not because I fear death,
But because I must use the toilet.)
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*ahem*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF!!!
Post edited March 21, 2016 by zeogold