Okay, so I`ll share the result of my request:

In Zeogoldilocks' handbag, you have found:

- A makeup kit

- A crossword puzzle book

Within the makeup kit, there is:

- Eyeshadow

- A hand mirror

- A knife concealed within a lipstick tube

- A bagel (no idea how she managed to stuff that in there)

Your attention is drawn to the crossword puzzle, since it seems to be a lot of gibberish.

One of the "across" sections is filled with a particularly long string of nonsense:

PI CZB CPNB PC'R CVEBI HTM CT OBVX CZPR, P'QB DOTFVFAH RCVFFBX HTM

In bler144's belongings, I found:

- An average white cap. Size extra small. There's nothing inside it but a tag indicating the size.

- A book (1001 Yo Mama Jokes). Inside it there are no hidden compartments or handwritten notes or any content that isn't a yo mama joke.

- A crude drawing. It's hard to entirely make out, but it appears to be a crayon picture of a big smurf and a little smurf. On the back of the drawing is, in crude letters, what appears to be the phrase "To Daddy".

- Regarding his clothes, there's nothing out of the ordinary. Though there's a 25% chance the pants belong to Yogsloth, but according to zeogold that's irrelevant (YMMV).

b]I request that the puzzlebot analyze everything for invisible ink and traces of writing that has been erased.

Analysis:
NEGATIVE
Additional analysis: Yo mama so dumb, she returned a jigsaw puzzle under the delusion that she received a broken product.

SO BOOKWYRM IS IN ON IT TOO!

I share my findings:

On the wi-fi data, you have found the following activity:

- Dodonpachi

- A call to the Gogfather

- A call to superstande

- A call to the Puzzlemaster

- A call to Snow Katt

- A call to the bagel store

Puzzle-Bot's analysis:

Evidence received: CALL TO GOGFATHER
Analyzing...
Analyzing...
Analyzing...
COMPLETE
Contents: UNKNOWN
Tracing...
Tracing...
Tracing...
COMPLETE
Source: Payphone outside of court

Evidence received: CALL TO PUZZLEMASTER
Analyzing...
Analyzing...
Analyzing...
COMPLETE
Transcript:
BEGINNING OF TRANSMISSION
"Hello?"
"Yeah, this is Joe's Bagels. Listen mac, you gonna pay that bill, or what?"
"..."
"Hello? Hello? Ey, I know you're there, I can hear you breathin'! Listen bub, you owe me approximately two thousand, one hund-"
END OF TRANSMISSION

Evidence received: CALL TO SNOW KATT
Analyzing...
Analyzing...
Analyzing...
COMPLETE
Transcript:
BEGIN TRANSMISSION
"Don't say anything back. I sent a messenger. Hang up."
END TRANSMISSION

I'm not even sure what's going on. O_o

That's what I got:

You do a background check on Ms. Katt. You find the following:
- Several bagel receipts
- A legal background
Try as you might, it's too difficult to determine whether she's had a history with the mafia or not. This kind of stuff isn't available with just a quick Google search, y'know.


And not sure if Puzzle-Bot is broken, but only thing he had to say was:

BAGEL RECEIPTS: CLEAR
LEGAL BACKGROUND: CLEAR


As for Tauto's "examination":

- A load of crap

e..x..c....u....s....e..........me!

Evidence received: CALL TO SNOW KATT
Analyzing...
Analyzing...
Analyzing...
COMPLETE
Transcript:
BEGIN TRANSMISSION
"Don't say anything back. I sent a messenger. Hang up."
END TRANSMISSION

snowkatt is an obvious mobster.

Y'all can vote, y'know. It's not that hard. Just one little bolded name.

I've already done that pages ago. Learn to read, dammit!
snowkatt! snowkatt! snowkatt!
You're making me sound like I'm obsessed! :P

Even though I replied to you, that comment was mostly directed at the other jurors.

LIES!
...also, did I just summon the wicked witch by citing her name three times?