My pleasure. I know you like presents, so I put it on your tab.

That means that the three thousand ninety five buttered lobsters that I've eaten all goes to zeogold's tab, right?
Phew... that's a relief.

You start smelling something between sulphur and a trillion-year-egg. You realize that the "relief" he's talking about isn't about not having to pay, but about something more silent and much more deadly. Run for your lives.

I think it's your shoes.
My tab? You have to order something to have a tab. Only person who's ordered anything around here so far was sunshinecorp, and I think he ate the caterer, so that solves that problem.

OMG

IT IS MY SHOES

Well, to be fair, I asked what was available and he said "everything you see".

OH YEAH!? WELL YO MAMA'S SO FAT, THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD!

WELL YO MAMA is probably a wonderful person who loves you very much and I respect that.

By the way, the new evidence will arrive once both a prosecutor, a defense attorney, and our officer show up.

i don't know why : every time i read prosecutor , i think : torture or punishment :P

Not sure about Mr. Wyrm, but you're not too far off there with Ms. Katt.

wait , wait she's inflicting punishment with a whip O_O ?

She just likes to burn things. *shrugs*

This wouldn't be so bad if "things" didn't include the defendant.

who don't in this thread , especially a certain person ...... ^_^

I said Ms. Katt, not Ms. Karma. We already had to have a "no-guns" rule and are considering inserting a "no-bagels" rule, don't make there be a "no-Phoenix-Wright-references" rule, too!