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Posted January 12, 2016
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zeogold: The only reason I'm letting myself get locked up is for my own protection.
...although that's looking pretty reasonable right about now, considering this jury.
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bler144: I'd say throw the book at him, but I'm not sure we're bright enough to read an actual book.

Perhaps someone has a leaflet we could throw at him? No?

A take-out menu? Yes, indeed. Throw the take-out menu at him!

As they say.
*catches menu*
......uhhhhh....I guess this means I'm ordering for Chinese?
Suits me fine. This café is lousy.
Post edited January 12, 2016 by zeogold
Posted January 12, 2016
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bler144: I'd say throw the book at him, but I'm not sure we're bright enough to read an actual book.

Perhaps someone has a leaflet we could throw at him? No?

A take-out menu? Yes, indeed. Throw the take-out menu at him!

As they say.
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zeogold: *catches menu*
......uhhhhh....I guess this means I'm ordering for Chinese?
Suits me fine. This café is lousy.
Make sure you don't forget the fortune cookies. Maybe one of them will help us clear up this mess...
Posted January 12, 2016
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agentcarr16: Maybe one of them will help us clear up this mess...
I'm not sure they're sufficiently absorbent for all the mud and blood.
Posted January 12, 2016
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agentcarr16: Maybe one of them will help us clear up this mess...
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bler144: I'm not sure they're sufficiently absorbent for all the mud and blood.
I said "clear" up, not "clean" up.

A fortune cookie might give us some useful advice, like this.

Or maybe some less useful advice, like this.
Posted January 12, 2016
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bler144: I'm not sure they're sufficiently absorbent for all the mud and blood.
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agentcarr16: I said "clear" up, not "clean" up.

A fortune cookie might give us some useful advice, like this.

Or maybe some less useful advice, like this.
I cracked one open and just got:
"Never kiss an elephant on the lips."
No idea what it means, but it sounds like wise advice nonetheless.
Posted January 12, 2016
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agentcarr16: I said "clear" up, not "clean" up.

A fortune cookie might give us some useful advice, like this.

Or maybe some less useful advice, like this.
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zeogold: I cracked one open and just got:
"Never kiss an elephant on the lips."
No idea what it means, but it sounds like wise advice nonetheless.
Do elephants even have lips?
Posted January 12, 2016
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zeogold: I cracked one open and just got:
"Never kiss an elephant on the lips."
No idea what it means, but it sounds like wise advice nonetheless.
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agentcarr16: Do elephants even have lips?
Dunno, bears do.
Posted January 12, 2016
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zeogold: I cracked one open and just got:
"Never kiss an elephant on the lips."
No idea what it means, but it sounds like wise advice nonetheless.
Apparently the corollary "never kiss an elephant on the ass" goes without say.
Posted January 12, 2016
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zeogold: I cracked one open and just got:
"Never kiss an elephant on the lips."
No idea what it means, but it sounds like wise advice nonetheless.
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bler144: Apparently the corollary "never kiss an elephant on the ass" goes without say.
That's a real crappy joke, bler.
Posted January 13, 2016
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Posted January 13, 2016
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bler144: Apparently the corollary "never kiss an elephant on the ass" goes without say.
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zeogold: That's a real crappy joke, bler.
Well, shit.
Posted January 13, 2016
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zeogold: That's a real crappy joke, bler.
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bler144: Well, shit.
And people say MY puns stink.
Posted January 13, 2016
Prosecution Exhibit C, Autopsy Report
Posted January 13, 2016
I just love how whenever poor mikpotato tries to vote for anything, it immediately causes a landslide of votes for everything except whatever it is he picked. XD
Posted January 13, 2016
I'm still voting for the Evidence from the Car
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