Feeling down and depressed? Had a shitty day at work? Is THE MAN trying to keep you down? Did your wife just come clean to you about how she's pregnant with Jamal's child?

Well, worry not! I got just the thing to cheer you up! (Well, unless you happen to be would-be scammer jimYs aka jimYs2 aka jimYs_new aka Thornus aka Dreno21 aka...) I proudly present to you the very apex of scammer butthurt:

JIMYS VS FRONZELNEEKBURM - DAWN OF FORUM JUSTICE
(Click here, make sure to scroll all the way down.)

Critics are calling it the most formidable trading drama of the season:

"This has become my favorite story line in here" - tinyE

"These last few posts actually led me to a chuckle" - JunglePredator

"10/10 - It's ok!" - IGN

Feeling better already? Well, things are about to get even betterer: To celebrate this momentous occasion, I'm giving away the following keys that jimYs has asked for. FOR FREE!!! Yes, you don't even have to buy anything in return (though it is certainly appreciated and encouraged)! Is this even better than Christmas, or what?!

gog:
Alan Wake's American Nightmare
Freedom Force VS The Third Reich
Red Faction
Serious Sam: The First Encounter
Summoner
Vertical Drop Heroes HD

Humble gift links:
Anomaly Warzone Earth Mobile Campaign
Coffin Dodgers
Crimsonland
OlliOlli2: Welcome to Olliwood
Revolver 360 Re:Actor
Savant - Ascent
The Bureau: XCOM Declassified

Since jimYs also asked for The Penumbra Collection (gog), I'll be giving that away as well, but I'd like to do that in a seperate Halloween-themed flash giveaway. So keep your glazzies peeled for that one!

Teh rulez:

1) Don't be jimYs. He and his various alts are exempt from this giveaway, because he felt entitled to all of the above keys on the grounds of... reasons. Something to do with that Alan Wake key allegedly being obtained as a freebie from gog. In reality, it was obtained from a friend, who had obtained it as a freebie from gog.

2) Be an esteemed gog denizen of outstanding repute (i.e. don't be an asshole on the forums. That must not neccessarily have anything to do with that number underneath your user name. I've seen people with 4-digit reps act like complete douchebags in here. And no, the irony of this being a rule in a giveaway that a 4-digit rep user created purely out of spite and vindictiveness is not lost on me. So don't even bother pointing that out in the comments.)

3) I'd like as many people as possible to benefit from this giveaway, so each user is only eligible for one key.

4) If you're in, make sure to name your desired game.

5) You're free to use your key in any way you like. Redeem it. Trade it. Give it to one of your friends. Use it as a birthday gift for your significant other. Post it on a public forum to earn upvotes in a desperate attempt to make you feel popular. Keep it around for Mother's Day. Hell, you can even use it in a trade with jimYs, if you're feeling lucky.

The giveaway ends on Friday, 28th of October 12:00 CET. Good luck!

Disclaimer: I usually am very much opposed to shaming and bullying other users in a public forum. Faceless software corporations are fair game, but individuals are off-limits. But in this case, I'll make an exception. Because trying to scam people while acting like an entitled asshole about it is bad, mmmmkay!

edit: Due to technical abnormalities - and I'm being exceedingly generous calling them that - in the gog forums, clicking the above link may redirect you... somewhere. If you're feeling lost, please navigate yourself to post #13533 in the trading thread. You will find all the juicy bits in the posts that follow.

Sorry about the experience you had with that user. You are very generous giving all these games to the community, I'm sure they will be appreciated.

Vertical Drop Heroes HD looks like fun, so if that's ok (given that I'm new here and my rep is still low), I'd like to be considered for that one. :)

Would like to be in for Serious Sam: The First Encounter since i never got to play it properly.
If i qualify for rule 2 you decide.
Otherwise day was bad today, but not feeling like i want to share what is happening.

Hey, Cool Giveaway bro!

It's nice to see you take it all in good sports, and I do hope that jimy dude will learn his lesson... eventually.

I would like to be in for Savant - Ascent. Thanks :)

Thats what happens when you go FULL CHINESE RETARD :)
Not in.. hope the alt scammers enjoys it !

What a douchebag.

"Jimmy's down!"

Not in. :P "Get your hands off Jimmy! Don't touch Jimmy!"

Your the most pathetic trader/gamer.
You thinked im a scammer yet i told you i send first, then you blocked me because the trade was wasting your time.
You could have said like a good fellow : hey only this i can offer for that ... but NO you made a scene like a bitch.
Now your giving them away :D You think im mad = YOUR LOSS of KEYS :)

Thanks for the great show. Not in but +1 to you, sir.

"Go suck someone else's blood, filthy tick!" was what really got me laughing.

Looks like this thread is causing butthurt in exactly the right crowd.

Good. Very good. I am thorougly pleased.

Not in, but +1 for this giveaway. I had a good laugh when I read th OP. :)

I'm in for Alan Wake`s American Nightmare, if you can make an exception regarding my rep.

tags nes scammer alt

Big +1 for giving away Freedom Force sir. Not in though, finished them both.

There's no better gift than the gift of Freedom Force.

I'm in for Coffin Dodgers please thank you and you did make me laugh with your post so +1 for that :-)