what is this girl nonsense?

roll a d20 for fortitude save! I prepare my enchantment of mighty aluzarika's nerd discussion topic morph! fail subtract
1+d5 HP or will save for no effect! success we are now talking about the new 16nm process technology and best practice ways to move away from flash such as svg - javascript over canvas!

rooooooolllll babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

EVERYTHING on this website is old, including most of its users, so there's that.

Looks like you've put on 4 negative rep, just in time for your big fight.

A what now? G-i-r-l... nope, doesn't ring a bell. Maybe you could run that by me in Klingon?

Jesus saves. The rest of you take damage.

Jesus Saves.

Passes to Moses!

Moses shoots, HE SCORES!!!!!

Jesus saves at Vatican Bank.

Hello again, Mr e.

Good thing Jesus switched to saving instead. He tried scoring, but got denied by Peter three times.

Zeus is furious! He's arguing with the referee, but Buddha is not moved by any of that. Serenly he shows Zeus a yellow card, and Zeus storms back to his team.

Reminds me of this classic bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur5fGSBsfq8

Exactly what was on my mind :)

It's 17:12 BST and this morning I had a big english breakfast with toast and a crumpet and fried eggs and sausage and baked beans and mushroom and three(!) rashers of bacon. Nom, nom, nommy yumminess. But no squishy, squooshy tomatoes or black (read blood) pudding. So not in the mood for evil and offal.

Now, having taken the day off work, hence the breakfast, HAVE DONE NOTHING but surf the interwebs for birthday presents and presents for myself for being magnanimous enough to buy presents for other people.
Birthday presents now include the hottest chillis known to man starting with a bhut jholokia/ naga/ ghost chilli, through to the naga scorpion, and then the toppest of top, the Carolina Reaper. All in handy pocket sized bottles of sauce so that my chillihead brother can nuclear meltdown anywhere.
Heh heh heh. I so want video of him tasting them. (He did say chillis weren't hot enough for him anymore...) I foresee weeping and quivering and meeping...

*evil scientist glare*

But I just bought a super-duper middle of the range electric coffee grinder! No more trapping my hand grinder between me and the back of the sofa because my hands keep slipping. No more spending the humumgous amount of time - three minutes - grinding the beans so I can haz the elixir of the wakey people.
Although I'm so used to caffeine now, that I have to have at least four cups of coffee before I'm the energizer bunny again. One gigogantic cup only makes me sleeeeepy. Seriously, like, if I'm having an insomnia attack, yah? I, like, make myself a cup of coffeeeeeeeee.

Now, I just have to wait for parcels to come flying in from the posties next week, and like, seriously,what is up with the spacebar on my tablet? It doesn't want to press and then I have tobacktrack and like, add spaces all thetime... :(

Ihave had waaaay tooooooo much caffeine, andnow I want more! I went on a retail therapy binge this week, and I have 2 DVDs and a Bluray and some orange oil - so good with coffee liqueur - and a 3DS game, although I couldn't find a copy of the Fire Emblem: Fates Special Edition anywhere - booo, hisss, booooo, a memory card, chilli presents and a coffee grinder on order. Yay for retail therapy! The memory card is going in my tablet so that I can load more GOG games onto it. *fist pump*

Cofffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeee

That was close to being a biblical haiku, which would have made it one of the greatest things the forum has seen in some time.

I don't even know what that means, but it sounds like the kind of sophisticated comment that seems to win hearts and minds here at the bee hive.

You must not be a hockey fan. :P

It makes me think of Canada, so no.