Isn't it about time we started a joke thread? There's a three word thread, and a word association thread, so why not?

First joke:

Two dyslexic robbers run into a bank: Air in the hands, mother stickers, this is a f@@kup!

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes three! XD

Oh wait, I told it wrong.

Is this a clone of Corny Jokes Put 'em Here?

The aristocrats!

Cheparinov's least favourite opening? Handshake, exchange variation.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Donkey pics!

Meh, I've heard that one before. :D

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?




A stick.

What's grey and comes in quarts?







An elephant.