Err.....umm.... ; ) *mumbles*

I asked it if the bartender could hand it over to me because I didn´t feel like using a 4 :P

A screwdriver walks into the bar. The bartender says, "Hey! We got a drink named after you!"

The screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Bob?"

"Actually, yes. Though I meant we have a drink called 'screwdriver,'"

"Oh," says the screwdriver.

Or something like that. Bah! I have such bad timing with these jokes!

Still funnier than Michael McIntyre!

Oh, telling bad jokes now?

A man walks into a bar, places a tiny piano on the counter and then lifts a small man out of his breast pocket then sits him on the piano's bench. The tiny man starts playing.
Another customer walks up and inquires about the miniature man and piano, to which the first man sighs and says "Well, I found this magic wishing ring. You want it? I've been trying to get rid of the wretched thing."
The second customer says "Of course I want it damnit!" and his eyes go large as he takes the ring and promptly wishes for a million bucks. Suddenly, the bar is overcome by a cacophony of quacking and wings flapping from outside. The entire bar empties and outside the pub is an uncountable number of ducks, everywhere!
The new owner of the ring turns to the original and says "Hey, what the hell's the deal?" The first guy replies "Gees, did you really think my wish was for a twelve inch pianist?"

LMAO!

No tickling wenches, but what if a wench tickles ME?!? Is that permitted? ;)

Depends on whether or not the wench has a valid form 57b with the stamp from the tickling department. And those are hard to come by.

I see! Thanks for the info! I will have to remember to ask them...

D E V O

I can't get the beer song from The Bard's Tale out of my head...

charlie mops invented hops and i am still awake



beer beer beer tiddly tiddly beer

Am...am I allowed to give away codes for Beneath a Steel Sky??

rule#4 only teenagent codes

There's a rumor .... a troll roams in the cave ,, watch out ! o_O