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Crewdroog: *sings* stuuuck getting my car fiiiiixeddddd. went in for an oil change, but wound up needing new rotersssss. (i knew this was coming but hoping my shaking was do to an alignment problem)

sigh. this is how i love to spend my days off. three hours waiting and i didn't bring my mouse so i can't play any games :( grrrr

maybe a good point and click....
Brake systems are never fun. At least you'll be able to stop for miles to come.
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BillyMaysFan59: STOONER'S BREW LITE

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Will you throw in a squirrel for that?
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BillyMaysFan59: STOONER'S BREW LITE

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Gnostic: Will you throw in a squirrel for that?
Squirrels are barred!
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Gnostic: Will you throw in a squirrel for that?
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Sachys: Squirrels are barred!
Says who!?
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Sachys: Squirrels are barred!
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tinyE: Says who!?
Hobocat does.
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Sachys: AND THAT, HOLLYWOOD, IS HOW YOU MAKE A MONSTER! HEHEHEHEHEHEH!

*runs naked into the thunderstorm save for a copper codpiece
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Emob78: I guess this thunderstorm destroyed the middle ages then? Why would you rush into a storm wearing copper when you could be wearing IRON?

There's an Iron-Man comic. There's no Copper-Man comic.
Pfft! Forget iron.............STEEL is the new thing! :D
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Crewdroog: *sings* stuuuck getting my car fiiiiixeddddd. went in for an oil change, but wound up needing new rotersssss. (i knew this was coming but hoping my shaking was do to an alignment problem)

sigh. this is how i love to spend my days off. three hours waiting and i didn't bring my mouse so i can't play any games :( grrrr

maybe a good point and click....
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foxworks: Brake systems are never fun. At least you'll be able to stop for miles to come.
lol yeah, I didn't realize how bad they were until I got the new ones, and then I was like, "huh, that was totally not safe".
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Emob78: I guess this thunderstorm destroyed the middle ages then? Why would you rush into a storm wearing copper when you could be wearing IRON?

There's an Iron-Man comic. There's no Copper-Man comic.
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LoboBlanco: Pfft! Forget iron.............STEEL is the new thing! :D
Steel? Steel is so 1997.

Steel (1997) Official Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAWWmLfkWo

Iron. Copper. Steel. Check. Check and check.

Ok, so who's up for a Platinum Man movie remake?
*Runs naked through the cave, throwing peanuts and sardines at everyone, before running out into the rain screaming "FOR JUSTICE!"*
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Leucius: *Runs naked through the cave, throwing peanuts and sardines at everyone, before running out into the rain screaming "FOR JUSTICE!"*
How do you do that exactly while your hands are both superglued around a dildo superglued to some weird melting earwax effigy that is stuck to the head of a dinosaurus with pink bunny ears and your loincloth stuck in its nostril?!

O____o?!?!?!??!?!?!?
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Leucius: *Runs naked through the cave, throwing peanuts and sardines at everyone, before running out into the rain screaming "FOR JUSTICE!"*
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Sachys: How do you do that exactly while your hands are both superglued around a dildo superglued to some weird melting earwax effigy that is stuck to the head of a dinosaurus with pink bunny ears and your loincloth stuck in its nostril?!

O____o?!?!?!??!?!?!?
Erm, talent? Speaking of which *points at rug with pride*
Post edited December 05, 2015 by foxworks
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Sachys: How do you do that exactly while your hands are both superglued around a dildo superglued to some weird melting earwax effigy that is stuck to the head of a dinosaurus with pink bunny ears and your loincloth stuck in its nostril?!

O____o?!?!?!??!?!?!?
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foxworks: Erm, talent? Speaking of which *points at rug with pride*
*points at the rug superglued to the aformentioned string of impossiprobability!

That rug was fucked, now its just fucked up!
Here's a terrible joke:

What does a robot take when he's sick?

ROBO-tussin
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Leucius: *Runs naked through the cave, throwing peanuts and sardines at everyone, before running out into the rain screaming "FOR JUSTICE!"*
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Sachys: How do you do that exactly while your hands are both superglued around a dildo superglued to some weird melting earwax effigy that is stuck to the head of a dinosaurus with pink bunny ears and your loincloth stuck in its nostril?!

O____o?!?!?!??!?!?!?
I used peanut butter to melt the superglue. As Dobby says, "I am freeeee!"
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LesterKnight99: Here's a terrible joke:

What does a robot take when he's sick?

ROBO-tussin
I like it.
Post edited December 05, 2015 by Leucius