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Sachys: and a purple makeover to boot!
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DeMignon: Don't tell anyone, but it isn't real. It's astounding what they can do with Photoshop nowadays ;-)
Yes, I'm sure pink is more your colour...

*makes "handbag" motion and... RUNS!
I almost went to Hooters for Dinner, but I hadn't dressed for the cold so I stopped at the corner store to buy beer and sausages instead. Then I got here and thought I made it to Hooters after all, but no it's just lots of man boobs and cheetos' stained loin clothes, it's not quite the same.
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justanoldgamer: I almost went to Hooters for Dinner, but I hadn't dressed for the cold so I stopped at the corner store to buy beer and sausages instead. Then I got here and thought I made it to Hooters after all, but no it's just lots of man boobs and cheetos' stained loin clothes, it's not quite the same.
no, no, i think you'll find all that at hooters too...
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justanoldgamer: I almost went to Hooters for Dinner, but I hadn't dressed for the cold so I stopped at the corner store to buy beer and sausages instead. Then I got here and thought I made it to Hooters after all, but no it's just lots of man boobs and cheetos' stained loin clothes, it's not quite the same.
You can always give us all a large cash tip if it makes it any closer to the real deal.
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justanoldgamer: I almost went to Hooters for Dinner, .. Then I got here ...
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Sachys: You can always give us all a large cash tip if it makes it any closer to the real deal.
I see, that's where your skilled handbag motions come from!
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justanoldgamer: I almost went to Hooters for Dinner, but I hadn't dressed for the cold so I stopped at the corner store to buy beer and sausages instead. Then I got here and thought I made it to Hooters after all, but no it's just lots of man boobs and cheetos' stained loin clothes, it's not quite the same.
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Sachys: You can always give us all a large cash tip if it makes it any closer to the real deal.
OK, I have spent $0.00 dollars in the Hermit Cave, %20 of $0.00 is $0.00, would you like cash, check, or bitcoins?
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Sachys: You can always give us all a large cash tip if it makes it any closer to the real deal.
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justanoldgamer: OK, I have spent $0.00 dollars in the Hermit Cave, %20 of $0.00 is $0.00, would you like cash, check, or bitcoins?
*presents bill for cleaning up after you have blocked the toilet to the tune of £3,687.44
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justanoldgamer: OK, I have spent $0.00 dollars in the Hermit Cave, %20 of $0.00 is $0.00, would you like cash, check, or bitcoins?
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Sachys: *presents bill for cleaning up after you have blocked the toilet to the tune of £3,687.44
That was because of sub standard complimentary E. Coli contaminated sausage served in this joint. This is why I buy my own now.
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Sachys: *presents bill for cleaning up after you have blocked the toilet to the tune of £3,687.44
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justanoldgamer: That was because of sub standard complimentary E. Coli contaminated sausage served in this joint. This is why I buy my own now.
NARP! The bill is primarily inflated by the complete and utter corrosion of the diamond encrusted toilet pan.
Heheheh! Awesome!

- my mate Jon doing a gig... but not just any old gig:

http://thump.vice.com/en_uk/article/guy-plays-dark-experimental-noise-at-a-childrens-event-in-a-park-and-confuses-everyone

(its also worth noting Jon is legally blind and makes 90% of the instruments he uses)
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Sachys: Heheheh! Awesome!

- my mate Jon doing a gig... but not just any old gig:

http://thump.vice.com/en_uk/article/guy-plays-dark-experimental-noise-at-a-childrens-event-in-a-park-and-confuses-everyone

(its also worth noting Jon is legally blind and makes 90% of the instruments he uses)
NARP!!!
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Sachys: ..my mate Jon doing a gig... but not just any old gig:
XD
That's great about Britain, even the grandma is laid-back! While in Germany it's fine to dance your name, dark experimental noise at a children's event, would result in a bunch of disturbed adults, agitatedly worrying about the children's well-being and someone calling the police.
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Sachys: ..my mate Jon doing a gig... but not just any old gig:
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DeMignon: XD
That's great about Britain, even the grandma is laid-back! While in Germany it's fine to dance your name, dark experimental noise at a children's event, would result in a bunch of disturbed adults, agitatedly worrying about the children's well-being and someone calling the police.
Actually I think all of that did happen too.
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DeMignon: ... disturbed adults, agitatedly worrying about the children's well-being and someone calling the police.
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Sachys: Actually I think all of that did happen too.
Nah, don't you destroy my dreams. It didn't! ;-)
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Sachys: Actually I think all of that did happen too.
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DeMignon: Nah, don't you destroy my dreams. It didn't! ;-)
it probably did - he quite often gets trouble with the police at such gigs. They do annual all dayers at charity shops and all sorts. Most people cant even begin to comprehend or reconfigure their brains to find an appreciation so sometimes the UV Yellow bully-boys arrive.

I think the guide dog often puts them off now though. O____o