if i'm waving a sausage, i have some serious issues right about now.

...possiprobably... YARP?!

*points at clown shoes

Correct, I don't play on console. :)

Last console I owned was a Wii, ended up trading it in when I got a chromecast stick... I decided no more consoles for a while.

.. and I've even never ever owned one ;-)

that's a sad story. You've missed some fun games.

Pitfall 3D was one of my favorites on the PS1.

...and again, GOG lets paypal fuck with my ability to give them some money. poor Bob - he will have no toys!

...and now it processes - in a different browser, 8 hours later and with a completely different paypal screen. I'm getting sick of this

Tell us how you really feel @_@

Quite disturbed at DeMignon's new job as a male model...

Hehe, was quite hard to get it.

Had to answer three questions:

Do you feel in control of your personal information online?
Sure, I can update any single aspect of me on Facebook, anytime I want!

Do you know what a cookie is (no, not the delicious kind)?
Sure, you can get tons of them by clicking!

Have you ever wondered why some content, like ads, seems to follow you around?
No, it's great to get trustworthy tips!

Bam, got the job.

and a purple makeover to boot!

O_____or

Don't tell anyone, but it isn't real. It's astounding what they can do with Photoshop nowadays ;-)