You know what this bar needs, some good old jazz:

Darling, you left my heart
In pieces on the floor
So tell me why shouldn't I
Break some things of yours?
I'll smash your lamp, the antique chair
That stupid thing you always wear
I'll smash a vase, the radio
Those little teacups from Limoges
Your wacky paintings on the walls
Darling - POW - I'll smash 'em all
Lover, it's just a game
Cupid can take the blame
I'll take the place apart
But don't worry - I won't smash your heart!

Not me, maybe some other clown
But I'm not gonna smash your heart baby ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYkUJbnfn6E

Where is Mr Chimple when you need him?!?!?!

CHIIIMMMMMPPPPLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!

Sir Chimpalicious reporting, SpewPooG!

HA! You responded to the name. It is yours forevah. I'm gonna knight you and everything! *tries to lift very heavy sword to knight Sir Chimple* Now hold still, don't want to lop your head off!

Its too late, the support request has gone through and I shall forever more be known as Captain Footlong!


...until I change my mind again!

*raises eyebrow*
Nope! Chimple! *bonks sword on sachys' head*. Arise, Sir Chimple!

It's going to be damned annoying quoting you.

"Captain Footlong!

...until I change my mind again! said that..." :-P

*wafts hands

You smell like STOONERS RUG!!!!

thats not MY egg!

*points!

- too much outer space made me infertile!

And apparently stooner's rug, which I've already told mr chimple is fine b/c who wants a new rug that doesn't know what it's doing?

You're bonking Stooner's rug too?! That's way too much information, I'm sure! :-P

i doubt, that playing space rangers made you infertile :)

nah, that made me into an imbecile while I was playing it though!

*throws hands in air* Apparently!
To quote 2pac, I get around.