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This is my favourite topic
Posted September 13, 2015
O_______o

Apparently (regardless of the white stripes in my hair / beard), nobody believes I'm over 28, and actually think I'm about 23.

So... I'm gonna approach Loreal with a new campaign (and aftershave to go with it) for men having youthful skin - its called "Booze n Curry"

Anybody want a sample?

*begins spraying dubious tester in bug-spray-can widly
Post edited September 13, 2015 by Sachys
Posted September 13, 2015
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Sachys: O_______o

Apparently (regardless of the white stripes in my hair / beard), nobody believes I'm over 28, and actually think I'm about 23.

So... I'm gonna approach Loreal with a new campaign (and aftershave to go with it) for men having youthful skin - its called "Booze n Curry"

Anybody want a sample?

*begins spraying dubious tester in bug-spray-can widly
*deeply inhales dubious spray steam

ohh yeahh, this stuff is gooood, i can feel the bugs crawling on my skin already
Post edited September 13, 2015 by apehater
Posted September 13, 2015
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apehater: ohh yeahh, this stuff is gooood, i can feel the bugs crawling on my skin already
@_______k


*checks can

Sorry - thats the mutagenic for the crops

*Gets proper can,

here ya go

*scooshes right in yer moosh
Posted September 13, 2015
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Sachys: I'm gonna approach Loreal with a new campaign (and aftershave to go with it) for men having youthful skin - its called "Boobs n Curry"
o___O?
Post edited September 13, 2015 by DeMignon
Posted September 13, 2015
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apehater: ohh yeahh, this stuff is gooood, i can feel the bugs crawling on my skin already
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Sachys: @_______k

*checks can

Sorry - thats the mutagenic for the crops

*Gets proper can,

here ya go

*scooshes right in yer moosh
What the hell is a moosh? Is it somewhere in the bathing suit area? If so, please don't explain. I care not for lessons in mooshology.
Posted September 13, 2015
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apehater: ohh yeahh, this stuff is gooood, i can feel the bugs crawling on my skin already
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Sachys: @_______k

*checks can

Sorry - thats the mutagenic for the crops

*Gets proper can,

here ya go

*scooshes right in yer moosh
*starts to cough heavily, then turns his face away and steps back to catch some air

yuck, this was horrible! i think i'm gonna stick to the crop mutagen, you're not gonna need it anyway.

*takes the can and starts to search for another spray cap
Post edited September 13, 2015 by apehater
Posted September 13, 2015
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apehater: yuck, this was horrible!
must be good for you then!
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Emob78: What the hell is a moosh? Is it somewhere in the bathing suit area? If so, please don't explain. I care not for lessons in mooshology.
its yer piehole!
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DeMignon:
dont think they ever did any good for my complexion, but I'll give it a go!
Post edited September 13, 2015 by Sachys
Posted September 13, 2015
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Sachys: O_______o

Apparently (regardless of the white stripes in my hair / beard), nobody believes I'm over 28, and actually think I'm about 23.

So... I'm gonna approach Loreal with a new campaign (and aftershave to go with it) for men having youthful skin - its called "Booze n Curry"

Anybody want a sample?

*begins spraying dubious tester in bug-spray-can widly
so THAT'S the smell. God, I thought a heard of of drunk, curry soaked skunks died in here. Or fox's rug needed a bath. You need a good scrub in bleach.

I keep my youthful appearance by using a belt sander to rub out those pesky wrinkles.
Posted September 13, 2015
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Crewdroog: so THAT'S the smell. God, I thought a heard of of drunk, curry soaked skunks died in here. Or fox's rug needed a bath. You need a good scrub in bleach.

I keep my youthful appearance by using a belt sander to rub out those pesky wrinkles.
see above - you were huffing on the mutagen!
Posted September 13, 2015
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Crewdroog: so THAT'S the smell. God, I thought a heard of of drunk, curry soaked skunks died in here. Or fox's rug needed a bath. You need a good scrub in bleach.

I keep my youthful appearance by using a belt sander to rub out those pesky wrinkles.
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Sachys: see above - you were huffing on the mutagen!
I didn't huff any of that mutagen. You know, it would be a lot easier to talk to you if you were down here and not riding that sky whale. Wait, when did my hands become blueberries?
Posted September 13, 2015
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Sachys: see above - you were huffing on the mutagen!
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Crewdroog: I didn't huff any of that mutagen. You know, it would be a lot easier to talk to you if you were down here and not riding that sky whale. Wait, when did my hands become blueberries?
around about the time you took off your hat and... "clothes"

*points at horribly bloody dino skin in the corner...

then you ate Leucius. O__________o

You didnt even chew!
Posted September 13, 2015
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Crewdroog: I didn't huff any of that mutagen. You know, it would be a lot easier to talk to you if you were down here and not riding that sky whale. Wait, when did my hands become blueberries?
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Sachys: around about the time you took off your hat and... "clothes"

*points at horribly bloody dino skin in the corner...

then you ate Leucius. O__________o

You didnt even chew!
Aw, is that where my indigestion is coming from? Ugh. *Burps* Should have taken a bean-o before hand.

Ok, I can't take this anymore, he's not worth it *coughs up leucius*

*Looks at skin* Eh, it'll grow back... Just like my blueberry hands! *eats hands*
Posted September 13, 2015
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Sachys: around about the time you took off your hat and... "clothes"

*points at horribly bloody dino skin in the corner...

then you ate Leucius. O__________o

You didnt even chew!
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Crewdroog: Aw, is that where my indigestion is coming from? Ugh. *Burps* Should have taken a bean-o before hand.

Ok, I can't take this anymore, he's not worth it *coughs up leucius*

*Looks at skin* Eh, it'll grow back... Just like my blueberry hands! *eats hands*
*watches as dinosauros-droogius - the last of its species - tries and fails to fly from the high cliff just outside the door

INABIT!

*closes door
Posted September 13, 2015
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Crewdroog: Aw, is that where my indigestion is coming from? Ugh. *Burps* Should have taken a bean-o before hand.

Ok, I can't take this anymore, he's not worth it *coughs up leucius*

*Looks at skin* Eh, it'll grow back... Just like my blueberry hands! *eats hands*
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Sachys: *watches as dinosauros-droogius - the last of its species - tries and fails to fly from the high cliff just outside the door

INABIT!

*closes door
*shouts as she plummets to ground* But i was told we have feathers!!! damn you scientists!

later!
Posted September 13, 2015
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Sachys: around about the time you took off your hat and... "clothes"

*points at horribly bloody dino skin in the corner...

then you ate Leucius. O__________o

You didnt even chew!
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Crewdroog: Aw, is that where my indigestion is coming from? Ugh. *Burps* Should have taken a bean-o before hand.

Ok, I can't take this anymore, he's not worth it *coughs up leucius*

*Looks at skin* Eh, it'll grow back... Just like my blueberry hands! *eats hands*
Again, I must admit, I'm finding the cave to be a place of shock and awe.

;)
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