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This is my favourite topic
Posted August 22, 2015
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Leucius: ... Sachys' Anti-Manipulation Manipulator!
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apehater: thats just common tinfoil with slices if pizza taped on it
nah, thats lunch
Posted August 22, 2015
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Crewdroog: heeeeey i wanna donut. *pouts*
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justanoldgamer: You want to donut?
No I said "wanna" as in "want a" not "want to".

and not anymore, thanks *frowns menacingly*

:)
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justanoldgamer: You want to donut?
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Sachys: she also wants to reach her bum and scratch it with her tiny t-rex arms!
Noooo, ddickinson was nice enough to include a scratcher in her drawing thank you very much!
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foxworks: *wakes up and blows smoke rings out of nose*
*Throws bucket of water on Foxworks, fearing he was on fire*
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Leucius: For the low low price of $999.99 you too can own your very own Sachys' Anti-Manipulation Manipulator!
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Sachys: rent
what the fuck? You charged me $1500 to rent and made me wrestle a greased pig in a mud pit, while only wearing a sombrero, thong and pasties. You son of a bitch, I can't believe you over charged me $500!
Post edited August 22, 2015 by Crewdroog
Posted August 22, 2015
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Crewdroog: what the fuck? You charged me $1500 to rent and made me wrestle a greased pig in a mud pit, while only wearing a sombrero, thong and pasties. You son of a bitch, I can't believe you over charged me $500!
that was my fee for watching and making sure the pig didnt try it on with you!
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Crewdroog: Noooo, ddickinson was nice enough to include a scratcher in her drawing thank you very much!
im pretty sure thats for picking yer nose - not yer bum - its too short.
Post edited August 22, 2015 by Sachys
Posted August 22, 2015
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Crewdroog: what the fuck? You charged me $1500 to rent and made me wrestle a greased pig in a mud pit, while only wearing a sombrero, thong and pasties. You son of a bitch, I can't believe you over charged me $500!
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Sachys: that was my fee for watching and making sure the pig didnt try it on with you!
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Crewdroog: Noooo, ddickinson was nice enough to include a scratcher in her drawing thank you very much!
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Sachys: im pretty sure thats for picking yer nose - not yer bum - its too short.
it extends. And it is not for picking your nose! I learned that the hard way. I hurt my brain the last time i tried.
Posted August 22, 2015
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justanoldgamer: You want to donut?
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Crewdroog: No I said "wanna" as in "want a" not "want to".

and not anymore, thanks *frowns menacingly*

:)
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Sachys: she also wants to reach her bum and scratch it with her tiny t-rex arms!
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Crewdroog: Noooo, ddickinson was nice enough to include a scratcher in her drawing thank you very much!
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foxworks: *wakes up and blows smoke rings out of nose*
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Crewdroog: *Throws bucket of water on Foxworks, fearing he was on fire*
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Sachys: rent
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Crewdroog: what the fuck? You charged me $1500 to rent and made me wrestle a greased pig in a mud pit, while only wearing a sombrero, thong and pasties. You son of a bitch, I can't believe you over charged me $500!
Pig wrestling while being lightly clothed!? Hello, I'm a...a...researcher...doing research on that topic... do you happen to have any video footage?
Posted August 22, 2015
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Crewdroog: what the fuck? You charged me $1500 to rent and made me wrestle a greased pig in a mud pit, while only wearing a sombrero, thong and pasties. You son of a bitch, I can't believe you over charged me $500!
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Sachys: that was my fee for watching and making sure the pig didnt try it on with you!
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Crewdroog: Noooo, ddickinson was nice enough to include a scratcher in her drawing thank you very much!
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Sachys: im pretty sure thats for picking yer nose - not yer bum - its too short.
oh. well. that was very chivalrous of you. but then why did you have me fill my underwear with acorns and pour truffle oil on me?
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Crewdroog: No I said "wanna" as in "want a" not "want to".

and not anymore, thanks *frowns menacingly*

:)

Noooo, ddickinson was nice enough to include a scratcher in her drawing thank you very much!

*Throws bucket of water on Foxworks, fearing he was on fire*

what the fuck? You charged me $1500 to rent and made me wrestle a greased pig in a mud pit, while only wearing a sombrero, thong and pasties. You son of a bitch, I can't believe you over charged me $500!
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Soccorro: Pig wrestling while being lightly clothed!? Hello, I'm a...a...researcher...doing research on that topic... do you happen to have any video footage?
Yes, Sachys has a tutorial where he shows you the dos and donts of pig mud wrestling. 49.99 per view.
Post edited August 22, 2015 by Crewdroog
Posted August 23, 2015
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Sachys: that was my fee for watching and making sure the pig didnt try it on with you!

im pretty sure thats for picking yer nose - not yer bum - its too short.
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Crewdroog: oh. well. that was very chivalrous of you. but then why did you have me fill my underwear with acorns and pour truffle oil on me?
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Soccorro: Pig wrestling while being lightly clothed!? Hello, I'm a...a...researcher...doing research on that topic... do you happen to have any video footage?
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Crewdroog: Yes, Sachys has a tutorial where he shows you the dos and donts of pig mud wrestling. 49.99 per view.
Please, take my money! All of it!
Posted August 23, 2015
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Crewdroog: oh. well. that was very chivalrous of you. but then why did you have me fill my underwear with acorns and pour truffle oil on me?
To distract it and ensure it couldnt get you in a poke-hold!
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Soccorro: Pig wrestling while being lightly clothed!? Hello, I'm a...a...researcher...doing research on that topic... do you happen to have any video footage?
Baconmania 4 is available on DVD from your local butcher.
Post edited August 23, 2015 by Sachys
Posted August 23, 2015
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Crewdroog: oh. well. that was very chivalrous of you. but then why did you have me fill my underwear with acorns and pour truffle oil on me?
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Sachys: To distract it and ensure it couldnt get you in a poke-hold!
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Soccorro: Pig wrestling while being lightly clothed!? Hello, I'm a...a...researcher...doing research on that topic... do you happen to have any video footage?
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Sachys: Baconmania 4 is available on DVD from your local butcher.
*walks in, throws head of David Miscavige at the feet of Sachys* My bean, please. *Wipes cleaver clean on her pants*
Post edited August 23, 2015 by Crewdroog
Posted August 23, 2015
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Sachys: To distract it and ensure it couldnt get you in a poke-hold!

Baconmania 4 is available on DVD from your local butcher.
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Crewdroog: *walks in, throws head of David Miscavige at the feet of Sachys* My bean, please. *Wipes cleaver clean on her pants*
I have no idea what that is for, who they were or why they have an irremovable death grin, but please leave your crap in that little box you were given! O_____o
Posted August 23, 2015
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Crewdroog: *walks in, throws head of David Miscavige at the feet of Sachys* My bean, please. *Wipes cleaver clean on her pants*
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Sachys: I have no idea what that is for, who they were or why they have an irremovable death grin, but please leave your crap in that little box you were given! O_____o
*points clever at Sachys menacingly* We had a deal! *points to head*
Posted August 23, 2015
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Sachys: I have no idea what that is for, who they were or why they have an irremovable death grin, but please leave your crap in that little box you were given! O_____o
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Crewdroog: *points clever at Sachys menacingly* We had a deal! *points to head*
ummm... no. I never said "you give me head!"
Posted August 23, 2015
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Sachys: I have no idea what that is for, who they were or why they have an irremovable death grin, but please leave your crap in that little box you were given! O_____o
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Crewdroog: *points clever at Sachys menacingly* We had a deal! *points to head*
Just as well you didn't point stupid at Sachys -- that could have been a total disaster! :-P
Posted August 23, 2015
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Crewdroog: *points clever at Sachys menacingly* We had a deal! *points to head*
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blakstar: Just as well you didn't point stupid at Sachys -- that could have been a total disaster! :-P
usually involving loss of fingers!
Posted August 23, 2015
Stubby fingers are called "sausage fingers" in German.
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