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Leucius: Negative. My best customer is a mysterious poo flinging monkey who shall not be named. ;)
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blakstar: So, not Sachys then, as he is most definitely *not* a monkey, apparently... :-P
nor in any way mysterious!

I AM CHIMPAGE! WHERE IS MY BACON RATION?
Post edited August 10, 2015 by Sachys
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Leucius: Negative. My best customer is a mysterious poo flinging monkey who shall not be named. ;)
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blakstar: So, not Sachys then, as he is most definitely *not* a monkey, apparently... :-P
I can neither confirm nor deny that. *shifty eyes as he straightens up the "Girls Gone Wild" section for the mysterious customer*
So why do people dislike Crysis 3?

Because really this game is fuckin awesome!!!

How dare they lump it in the same generic soup of shooters like Medal of Honor Warfighter?

How dare they say its just a game to show off the grafix, there is plenty of meat in the game.

And I feel its a worthy conclusion to the series.

Its not that much of a betrayal against the formula founded in the first game.
Post edited August 11, 2015 by Elmofongo
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Leucius:
HOLY FUGG!

You're working at the "Cheese-hole"?!?!?

No wonders foxworks has been away for most of the last few days!

FUGGIN CUNDYBOLLARDS FILDER!

LED ME SPEEK REET YOO FUGGIN KING CNUTE!

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Test post for the freedom of the Hermit Cave

* * * * *

CUNNT

TWAT

FUCCKER

JIIZZER

SPAFF

BOLLOCKS

GOGS FILTER IS REALLY FUCCKING STUPID AND BASED UPON ONE EMPLOYEE HAVING ISSUE WITH THOSE WORDS RATHER THAN CONTRIBUTING FORUM MEMBERS!

Can you read that?

...GOOOD!

O_______O

Edit: lets just add the spammers will be spelling like this, and yet there are OTHER posts floating about with the same words still with their titles NOT edited.

...pretty fucked off at gogs entirely cunty fucking bollocks management of this right the fuck now as its jizzing out an amazing amount of fucking hate spaff for the ENGLISH* language.

*as opposed to the american version
Post edited August 11, 2015 by Sachys
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Sachys: GOGS FILTER IS REALLY FUCCKING STUPID AND BASED UPON ONE EMPLOYEE HAVING ISSUE WITH THOSE WORDS RATHER THAN CONTRIBUTING FORUM MEMBERS!
Possibly even shittier than you realize.
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Sachys: GOGS FILTER IS REALLY FUCCKING STUPID AND BASED UPON ONE EMPLOYEE HAVING ISSUE WITH THOSE WORDS RATHER THAN CONTRIBUTING FORUM MEMBERS!
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Gydion: Possibly even shittier than you realize.
nah, seen that load of cuntybollocks already. -_____+
AND LO!...

When the sausage was held high and Iggy Pop was sung... the battle was (sort of) over!

(sorry guys - one of those one offs if you saw it!)
i found gollum
Where's all the hermitude gone??!?!?!? O_O
Post edited August 14, 2015 by BillyMaysFan59
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BillyMaysFan59: Where's all the hermitude gone??!?!?!? O_O
It has temporarily been guilt shamed into rejoining the hive.

But drones and workers alike occasionally drift away to become lone wolves capable of any level of chaos and skullduggery. We're never far from the honey... I don't even know what that shit means, but it sounds good so I'm sticking to it.

Hey, anyone got some coal or crayons? This hermit cave wall needs more buffalo pictures.
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Emob78: Hey, anyone got some coal or crayons? This hermit cave wall needs more buffalo pictures.
I had some crayons, but I ate them.
Heroes 3 is in the current weekend promo. Hermits, do yourselves a favor.....

......BUY IT!!!!!!

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Emob78: Hey, anyone got some coal or crayons? This hermit cave wall needs more buffalo pictures.
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Leucius: I had some crayons, but I ate them.
Mmmmm! Tasty :P
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BillyMaysFan59: Heroes 3 is in the current weekend promo. Hermits, do yourselves a favor.....

......BUY IT!!!!!!

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Leucius: I had some crayons, but I ate them.
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BillyMaysFan59: Mmmmm! Tasty :P
I approve of both of these messages.
I approve of buffalo wings :D