It seems that you're using an outdated browser. Some things may not work as they should (or don't work at all).
We suggest you upgrade newer and better browser like: Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer or Opera

×
avatar
Sachys:
Nice to see yer ugly mug around here agin, Chimpy! XD
Post edited May 22, 2015 by genkicolleen
Hey I know what happened to Stooner.....

The Witcher 3 ate him! Isn't it obvious?

CDPR WE DEMAND EXPLANATION NOW!!!1111!!11!!
So what do we drink around here anyway? Beer? Wiskey? Vodka?

I'll have vodka if it's cold.
avatar
jefequeso: So what do we drink around here anyway? Beer? Wiskey? Vodka?

I'll have vodka if it's cold.
*points at self serve vodka dispenser*

It's all yours.
avatar
Sachys: * * * * * *

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FUCK YOU!

* * * * * *
To celebrate I will break one of the very founding rules, I will be throwing a HERMIT CAVE GIVEAWAY in about 12 hours time in this very thread.

HERMIT PERMITS REQUIRED!

- only those that have made use of the Hermit Cave prior to this post may enter.

Details will follow in roughly 12 hours from this post.

meantime, pull up a yak, try out the jacuzzi and dont forget to eat your curried GOGbear!

avatar
apehater: please let it be choko cake!
avatar
Sachys: I think its yak cheese cake!
Crap - it is poo-flinging, trebuchet time again??? Seriously though, Sachys, happy effing cakeday! :-p

~note: Only the bestest of mother-type friends are allowed the above commentary so don't even start with me! ~

Oh, I see I'm the least of everyone's worries - prancing in lingerie - yeah, you gotta sign up for something more than "internet friends" for that :-p
Post edited May 22, 2015 by Momo1991
avatar
Sachys: ...

meantime, pull up a yak, try out the jacuzzi and dont forget to eat your curried GOGbear!
Is your rug off limits?
Also, check your chat on that other platform :-p

The trebuchet of poo left you something!

And since this is the hermit cave...wtf is up with chat? I've got a notice but damned if I can figured out the new-fangled thingambob that GOG is calling PM's :-(

~feeling old and wondering if it's me being stupid or GOG being Polish... again :-(

Oh and one last thing - FUCK YOU derep trolls - you can keep hitting my meaningless e-peen number but you ain't killing an old MOMO so easily. I know you're living in your parent's basement spending ALL your time finding ways to bully people that call you out but you are only wasting your time - just sayin'. Keep blasting my rep number but mothers are forever... without them you would not exist :-p
Post edited May 22, 2015 by Momo1991
avatar
DeMignon: *Sneaks in and brings some cake
avatar
apehater: please let it be choko cake!
Never trust a chocolate cake from an ape.

Oh, and Happy Birthday!!!
avatar
jefequeso: I'll have vodka if it's cold.
Occasionally I get a cold if it has been too much vodka.

*snacks on last time on the GOGbear curry, downs his glass and goes to bed
Happy Cave Birthday
Thank you all for all the laughs :)
One year the cave has been fertilized by the guano of its hermits.
Cheers to the sacred cave's first hermit who dug it!
Happy Cave Day! Enjoy the special fermented guano cake!
high rated
* * * * * *
AND NOW THE GIVEAWAY!
* * * * * *

Prizes:
A $9.99 GOG Game (or games to that value available at the time) of your choice. ****
A $5.99 GOG Game (or games to that value available at the time) of your choice.
King Arthurs Gold (GOG)
Populous: The Beginning (GOG)
Infested Planet (GOG) **
Neverwinter Nights (GOG)*****
The Bard's Tale (GOG)*****
Wasteland 1 (GOG)*****

Psychonauts (Steam)
Stacking (Steam)*
Syberia (Steam)*
The Novelist (Steam)*
Broken Sword 5 (Steam)***
Night of the Rabbit (Steam)***
Evoland (Steam)***
Cognition GOTY (Steam)***

*courtesy momo
**courtesy DeMignon
*** courtesy Cecil
****courtesy trentonlf
*****courtesy of the guy that started the "sausage": Blakstar!
More prizes may be added.

Rules:
1: All entrants must have a valid hermit-permit - simply ensure that you have (at some point) made use of the hermit cave prior to THIS post.
2: Absolutely no use of Ninja Thread 2.0 or any open code dumping / redeeming
3: Wear a tinfoil hat! :D
4: Compose an ode to the Hermit Cave, submit a building plan / blueprint for a Hermit Cave improvement (use of ms paint etc is fine) or... wash the rugs, wallhangings and loincloths (ewwww)
5: You may enter for another IF you qualify under rules 1-4.

Will draw this sometime after the weekend.
Post edited May 23, 2015 by Sachys
avatar
Sachys: * * * * * *

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FUCK YOU!

* * * * * *
To celebrate I will break one of the very founding rules, I will be throwing a HERMIT CAVE GIVEAWAY in about 12 hours time in this very thread.

HERMIT PERMITS REQUIRED!

- only those that have made use of the Hermit Cave prior to this post may enter.

Details will follow in roughly 12 hours from this post.

meantime, pull up a yak, try out the jacuzzi and dont forget to eat your curried GOGbear!

avatar
apehater: please let it be choko cake!
avatar
Sachys: I think its yak cheese cake!
Awesome! Happy birthday and congrats! :D
avatar
niniendowarrior: Awesome! Happy birthday and congrats! :D
its not my birthday - its the hermit caves O____o
avatar
Sachys: *forces large slice into apehaters' mouth and then makes him chew and swallow

...how is it?! O____o
i think i won't be ever able to talk about the taste. please no more yak cheese