I figured I'd answer RPG Style
1.To protect against invaders it's that big boulder but I'm normally to lazy to roll it back over the opening since it is a really heavy boulder...
2. We are open to everyone we don't need a door to the cave.
3. It's invisible but if you mean us harm you can't come in it uses RPG and nerd magic technology.

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Dont say that in court! ;D

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On a completety different issue, due to issue after issue after issue after issue after issue, I'm switching to Gimp as a photoshop substitute.

So would now be an appropriate time to reference Pulp Fiction and say with a slow southern drawl "Bring out the gimp!"?

SHHHH! The GIMP is asleep!

Good luck Sir Chimp with Gimp ;)

"uses air horn"

I think I'll just stick to posting here and in the music and drunk threads. This forum is becoming a scary place full of monsters and frightfully uninteresting arguments and giveaways.

I used to browse the forum as a way to kick off a relaxing weekend... it was fun. Now reading threads here has become akin to an insurance seminar.

I'd maybe be in a similar thought bubble as yourself, but I can't even load general discussion save for once in a million error 500s, so I havent seen enough of this to be affected.


Edit: having just said that it appears I can now load general discussion.
come to think of it though, this place gets like this every year around this time.

I think GOG fix the forum (least they're working on that) didn't gets error 500 way too often yesterday but a wild GOGbear still appeared perhaps due Withcer hype and also I've seen some of my PM's history are back but some of those still missing.

I think if they ever manage to recover all my PM history on here, it will break the forum entirely.

Error 500: Sorry, the GOG bear is busy right now appearing for other users, but he'll be back soon. Please reload or try again later.

And then they would blame it on PMS.... Private Message Stress

"Dear Goglodytes, we are sorry to inform you, but due to unforeseen circumstances we are unable to recover the entire private message history to all our users. The amount of Private Message Stress caused by the recovery of users with extensive messaging histories has caused a load balancing issue and crashes all of our data servers. The energy,time, and resources it would take to reimplement all the lost messages is beyond our current abilities. We have decided to take those resources and apply them towards new and upcoming features, such as adding uncensored versions of games as an alternative download, "hide forum giveaways" feature that doesn't require 3rd party browser addons, an advanced publisher removal feature that disallows you to visit our website until you click "okay", and several other features. These new features will be implemented through our GOG Galaxy client.

While we say goodbye to messages of old, we say hello to new and exciting features to come. As always, we strive to improve on our forever DRM free, fair-priced service to give you the best service we can.

Thank you,
-Judas

P.S.- If this inconvenience causes you any hardship, please send hate mail to Sachys. "

That's sounds legit.... *sneak away