Posted October 19, 2014
NoNewTaleToTell: One of the most disconnected experiences I had in Skyrim involved a paladin-esque character and the Temple of Dibella in Markarth. I somehow ended up in the back/secret area of the temple without talking to anybody (and after unlocking a door) and was eventually stopped by a Priestess of Dibella and my first dialogue option available was something akin to "THAT STATUE IS MINE MUHAHAHAHAHA!!". It was both confusing and quite amusing, especially since there wasn't a statue anywhere nearby.
Bizarrely, this reminds me of when on a NWN RP Server a few friends and I had our characters inside the temple of a Lawful Good deity, meeting up before some adventure. There was a human girl NPC selling flowers at this temple, and my friend who played an overly sweet unicorn goddess-worshipping Chaotic Good Half-Elf Cleric accidentally misclicked the dialogue options and said something like "Bwahahaha no, I will steal those flowers from you!" to which, naturally, the rest of us decided to respond to ICly with variations of "I will smite thee Kalia!" :) Goooooooooood times, but you probably had to be there, haha.