Posted December 19, 2011
Dearest Santa,
I hope you are doing well, and Mrs Clause is getting over the herpes you gave her. Oh, and sorry about the cookies last year, I forgot I put herpes in them.
This year, since I have been such a good boy, I would like:
A Pony
1 million billion dollars
If I get any of these games, I promise not to put herpes in any more of your cookies.
Love
-Little Billy
P.S.
Apologize to Rudolph for me, I forgot I put herpes in his carrots last year.
Edit- I have removed the remaining games from this post as Dischord was kind enough to gift one of them to me, and I don't want someone to gift me herpes for being greedy.
Thank you Dischord
I hope you are doing well, and Mrs Clause is getting over the herpes you gave her. Oh, and sorry about the cookies last year, I forgot I put herpes in them.
This year, since I have been such a good boy, I would like:
A Pony
1 million billion dollars
If I get any of these games, I promise not to put herpes in any more of your cookies.
Love
-Little Billy
P.S.
Apologize to Rudolph for me, I forgot I put herpes in his carrots last year.
Edit- I have removed the remaining games from this post as Dischord was kind enough to gift one of them to me, and I don't want someone to gift me herpes for being greedy.
Thank you Dischord
Post edited December 21, 2011 by dangermoose007