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General discussionThe first rule of fight club is... GIVEAWAY!(1340 posts)(1340 posts)
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Posted January 03, 2021
Jack is cheating no other explanation how he can defeat so many.
Let's do a drug test on him.
Oh he is just this good :P
Posted January 03, 2021
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Orkhepaj: Jack is cheating no other explanation how he can defeat so many.
Let's do a drug test on him.
Oh he is just this good :P
Maybe he has hacked my computer and loaded the virtual dice.
Posted January 03, 2021
The latest fights have been added to the Fight Club page. :)

Katmeleonpus is pleased with her participation on the tournament, and while she would have liked to stay longer on the fight, she's glad she was defeated by one of, if not the best of the fighters.

She's happy now socializing with the other cats on the crowd. :)

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Pouyou-pouyou: [...]
That was hilarious, haha. xD
Post edited January 03, 2021 by krugos2
Posted January 03, 2021
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Orkhepaj: Jack is cheating no other explanation how he can defeat so many.
Let's do a drug test on him.
Oh he is just this good :P
Well, Jack IS a kangaroo from Australia. And everyone knows that in Australia every creature has been designed and trained from birth to be lethal.

I mean, Jack didn't even NEED to be a kangaroo. He could be a jellyfish, a spider, a snake, a Member of Parliament, a shark, a ant, or just about any equivalent Aussie danger. I'm just surprised Jack isn't poisonous.
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Posted January 03, 2021
Jack's coach surely looks, sounds, moves and smells as a true Aussie bloke. Yet today he barely keeps his composure. His stone-chiselled face, hardened by the desert wind, sports a severe gesture, yet big round tears roll down his leathery cheeks. "Attaboy... Attaboy...". The man claps slowly and firmly. Here is a proud man.
Post edited January 03, 2021 by Carradice
Posted January 04, 2021
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Orkhepaj: Jack is cheating no other explanation how he can defeat so many.
Let's do a drug test on him.
Oh he is just this good :P
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Mister.Wolf: Well, Jack IS a kangaroo from Australia. And everyone knows that in Australia every creature has been designed and trained from birth to be lethal.

I mean, Jack didn't even NEED to be a kangaroo. He could be a jellyfish, a spider, a snake, a Member of Parliament, a shark, a ant, or just about any equivalent Aussie danger. I'm just surprised Jack isn't poisonous.
Oh no , I dont want to go there , maybe New Zealand
Is it true some kangaroo partisans defeated the Aussie army within hours?
Posted January 04, 2021
Well I've always heard never pick a fight with a kangaroo... I'm curious who will dethrone him and how, unless he manages to defeat everyone!
Posted January 04, 2021
*mutter mutter* Lance Armstrong *mutter mutter* PEDs
Posted January 04, 2021
(59) Henry the IT man nervously walks towards the ring with the imposing Kangaroo in it muttering under his breath about what he is doing here.

OMG your comment is so accurate!!!
Posted January 04, 2021
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ZiTheBookishGamer: Well I've always heard never pick a fight with a kangaroo... I'm curious who will dethrone him and how, unless he manages to defeat everyone!
Have you ever watched a video? There are some pretty good ones out there of idiots trying to test that theory. I'm not one to advocate or encourage animal abuse but it IS funny to see some of these guys strike a threatening pose in front of a 'roo...

... spoiler alert - it turns out exactly how you hope it would.
Posted January 04, 2021
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Doc0075: I have made a final decision on how the four main prizes will be dished out.
First and second prizes will go to the final two combatants in the Royal Rumble.
Third prize will go to the one who wins the most fights in Round 3, so Jack the Knack is in pole position on that one.
Fourth Prize will go to one combatant in Round 3 selected by random.org
Sounds good. Been working over the weekend and didn't get to voice my opinion on this but it looks like it worked out pretty good. Thanks Doc for writing up all these great fights.

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Pouyou-pouyou: Today, in an unprecedented course of action, Jack the Knack *supposedly* beat me in the Royal Rumble......
<censored>'s speech has got to be the funniest thing I've read so far in this thread. I especially liked the part at the end...
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Pouyou-pouyou: <censored> moves through the audience and sits down next to Elexis Sinclair.
"Hey there, are you free for dinner, tonight ?"
Posted January 04, 2021
What a joy it would be to see Jack the Knack face off with the Mother of All Mothers in Law! ;)

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Doc0075: Jack grabs [Katmeleonpus] by the neck and drags her back into the ring.
He leads her to the inky-furball and forcees her to lick it up.
That is so nasty! ROFL! I can't stop laughing!
Post edited January 04, 2021 by matterbandit
Posted January 04, 2021
"God damn ghost..." The orc muttered while nursing the wound on his shoulder. "When is that lighthouse coming out?" He thought as he finally managed to stop the bleeding.


"Jack grabs her by the neck and drags her back into the ring. He leads her to the inky-furball and forces her to lick it up." This is nasty. I love it. hahaha
Posted January 04, 2021
The Bard is very concerned about facing off against Jack as he fears that his word powers will have little effect.

After all, kangaroos rarely appreciate verse in Iambic Pentameter
Post edited January 04, 2021 by Mortius1
Posted January 04, 2021
I mean. He beat Dr. Stone. If it didn't win, nobody has a chance! :P
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