Round 3

The defeated contestants from the previous rounds take their seats in the arena, overlooking the newly constructed wrestling ring in the middle of it.

First to enter in a flash of movement is (106) Generic Superhero, who is in the ring in the blink of an eye.
Strolling in to face him comes (5) McCadbury, looking taller each time we see him.

* DICE ROLL *
Generic Superhero rolls 4
McCadbury 8

Superhero extends adamantium claws from his hands and prepares to shred the moustache twirling purple being in front of him.
As he advances McCadbury dives within his grasp, embracing his surprised opponent. "I think you need a hug, pal", Generic tries to push him away but looks on in horror as his hands and arms turn to chocolate and drip to the floor.
"This is not possible!" he exclaims, slurring the last words as the rest of him ends up as part of the puddle of chocolaty goodness.
McCadbury pulls out his purple straw and gorges himself on the sweet stuff, growing in stature as he does.

Generic Superhero reappears whole again in the audience.

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Bounding in comes (95) Jack the Knack, the Aussie kangaroo with smarts as well as brawn.

* DICE ROLL *
McCadbury rolls 10
Jack the Knack rolls 10

Jack leaps over a sticky patch on the floor and unleashes a wicked right hook McCadbury's way. The purple one manages to just sidestep the blow, Jack jumps back out of range before his opponents power can take hold.

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Landing between the opponents, crashing down among a pile of presents, is (111) Rudolph. His nose is glowing particularly brightly today and the smell of alcohol permeates the air.

* ATTACK ORDER DICE ROLL *
McCadbury attacks Rudolph
Jack the Knack attacks Rudolph
Rudolph attacks McCadbury

* DICE ROLL *
McCadbury rolls 10
Jack the Knack rolls 10
Rudolph rolls 6

McCadbury advances towards the Reindeer, trying to not let the strong alcoholic smell overpower him and make him bring up his freshly digested chocolate.
Rudolph instinctively retreats from the purple one and his insidious aura when he hears a voice from behind - "G'day Cobber!"
Rudolph spins around and is met with a powerful double kick from the Roo that sends him flying out of the ring and into the strong arms of a blue eyed giant in the crowd.

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Hobbling nervously towards the ring comes (6) Skreetch Bonefoot. The little goblin treads on a tail as he goes and is greeted by three growling canine heads as a reward. With a panicked "Eep!" he runs as best he can, climbing into the ring but getting tangled in the ropes and falling face first to the canvas. -1 dice roll for Skreetch Bonefoot's first roll.

*ATTACK ORDER DICE ROLL*
Skreetch Bonefoot attacks McCadbury
Jack the Knack attacks Skreetch Bonefoot
McCadbury attacks Skreetch Bonefoot

* DICE ROLL *
Skreetch Bonefoot rolls 10 -1 = 9
McCadbury rolls 6

McCadbury strides confidently towards the feeble goblin who nervously holds out something towards him.
Skreetch babbles "I got you a present, please don't suck me up through a straw" he throws a chocolate bar to land at the purple ones feet.
McCadbury picks up the the chocolate bar and chomps down on it. He immediately regrets his decision and looks properly at the wrapper "Hershey's! You've poisoned me you vile little goblin!"
McCadbury himself begins to melt into a pool of chocolate while wailing the words "I'm melting, melting. Ohhhhh, what a world, what a world. destroy my beautiful wickedness."

* DICE ROLL *
Jack the Knack rolls 9
Skreetch Bonefoot rolls 6

Jack cocks hid head "Well I didn't expect that. Right come here ya little scrote, time for some good old fashioned brutality."
Skreetch Bonefoot lets out his trademark "Eep!" and scrambles out of the ring into the waiting embrace of the arenas many feline denizens.

McCadbury is whole again and seated in the arena. The others don't get too close to him.

Jack the Knack laughs "Well that was easy, who's next?"

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Skipping towards the ring is (27) Lillith, Jack curses himself for forgetting his earplugs.