Thank you everyone who voted for me, it warmed my heart! :)

I may have not been participating in the chat much, but I've been enjoying reading some of the fights!

congratulations

That's great, thanks for it! ^_^

The FIght Club page has been updated with the latest fights.

Also, now you can see at first glance who won each fight, with the winners having a medal and the losers a skull.

Also, no new fighter profiles have been added yet, but the first 20 profiles have been updated so now you can see their fights results.

Enjoy! :)

Great work! Thanks!

Might work better if you'd just bold the winners? Or only use one of the two icons?

Wth, took a shot of Calad at the end of HotU, minus the helm. Clothing doesn't match the description I put here, but ah well, let's go with it as character portrait. Adding to OP too.
And you put in that he gets messed up by using spells, in general. Wouldn't be much of a mage if so :p Was talking of anything with an instant kill effect and powerful damage spells. Can come up with (probably irrelevant) specifics, say level 6+, or maybe 5+, if taking the D&D system going up to 9. Upper half in power?

[behind the scenes]

* DICE ROLL *
Mother of All Mothers in Law glares down at the dice, eyes fiercely harpooning her disgust at the dotted cube. "Roll in my favour," she states with her silent stare, "Or roll with the dunces!"
* DICE TREMBLES *

All fights make for a fantastic read! :) But, whoa, Mother of All Mothers in Law is one nasty entity! LOL! She feels like The Final Boss to end All Game Bosses! :O Extra cuddles for hussy April Ryan.

Three-headed Malicia gulps thrice at this unfortunate observation.

Neat character sheet! Thx!

Fight 6

A familiar buzzing fills the arena as (94) H4096 swarms in. Spectators instinctively cover their drinks and sticky treats as the cyber hornets gather in the middle to form a giant ball.
Rolling in to face them is this years surprise contender, (20) Blue Lightening. The marble rolls into the arena and then stops, as marbles tend to do.

* DICE ROLL 1 *
H4096 rolls 6
Blue Lightening rolls 4

The ball of hornets moves forward to engulf the little marble, sucking it up into their maelstrom. Blue Lightening is smacked around between each hornet receiving several chips to its smooth surface.

* DICE ROLL 2 *
H4096 rolls 4
Blue Lightening rolls 7

Unbeknownst to H4096, their tactic plays right into Blue Lightening's hands (figuratively speaking). The little marble uses the momentum of being knocked around to turn the inside of the ball of hornets into its own personal pinball table.
Blue stops taking damage and starts dishing it out as he smashes from hornet to hornet building momentum as he goes.
Hornets are sent flying from the living ball left right and centre, getting smashed too quickly for the hive mind to replace them.

With over half of its hornets gone and no sign of the marble slowing down, what is left of H4096 disperses from the arena and regroups in the tavern. It sits buzzing in a corner and everyone keeps well away from it.
Blue Lightening rolls out of the arena to get its surface buffed and smoothed out.

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Fight 7

The crowd looks at the list of fights to see who is next. Panic breaks out as they see that (40) Mechanizer the sentient AI is up and they remember him deleting their phones memories last time. There is a stampede as three quarters of the audience rush out of the arena.
A sentient AI smiles to itself.

The purple being called (5) McCadbury enters, appearing to be taller than before. He twirls his moustache as he surveys the emptying arena.

* DICE ROLL 1 *
Mechanizer rolls 9
McCadbury rolls 9

McCadbury can feel a smirking presence around him, as Mechanizer searches for electrical devices to mess with.
McCadbury has none but also cannot use his aura as Mechanizer lacks a physical form to turn to chocolate.

* DICE ROLL 2 *
Mechanizer rolls 7
McCadbury rolls 10

McCadbury starts stomping his feet and throwing his hands to the air as he remembers the ancient ritual of cleansing he read about on the back of a Cadburys Caramel bar.
Mechanizer starts screaming in protest as the spirit of the bored programmer that created it feels himself being pulled from the AI and taking a physical form.

A naked and confused human stands in front of McCadbury who smiles and lets his aura do its job. Mechanizer wails as he slowly melts into a pool of dairy milk chocolate.
The purple one smiles, pulls out his straw and promptly slurps all the chocolate up. "Yummy!"

McCadbury walks out of the arena seeming to be taller than when he entered.
Mechanizer is an AI presence in the tavern but no longer malevolent.

Congratulations to Henry! Kayla should have stuck with the effective excrement flinging tactic from the previous fight, haha

Kayla sit with me in the tavern, no grudges. :)

Henry won!! Sorry to Kayla about the behavior of my fans??

As long as he never has to fight The Mother of all Mother-in-laws!!

Thanks for all the hard work and the great fight descriptions Doc.

Happy Holidays and hope everyone stays safe.

I'm really loving this <censored> fellow, you gotta respect a guy with an ego so massive that it can overshadow and overpower anything else, even Cthulhu itself. This one was so funny and well-developed that now I'm really eager to read a fight between <censored> and the community's favourite 'Mother of all Mothers In Law', although honestly I wish it could be a free-for-all to include 'Axela the lighthouse' because how imaginative and hilarious that thing is.

P.S: It's a shame Tobi didn't make it, he was such a good boy!

P.P.S: To all the men and women of culture who voted for Osen: you're truly wonderful, and please know that the love is reciprocal. Hopefully Osen will be able to take Mr. Fiddlesticks' and every other tavern-dweller's banner and entertain you as much as they'd have.

I'm <censored> and I approve this message !

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Message to Carradice : you may add that really great picture of myself on your spreadsheet : https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.robertreeveslaw.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F11%2FDonald-Trump-Finger.jpg&amp;f=1&amp;nofb=1

Fight 9

(17) SubSub the telepathic gaming mouse rolls into the arena, freshly charged and ready for action.
The monstrosity that is (39) POGO enters, half slithering, half crawling.

* DICE ROLL 1 *
SubSub rolls 7
POGO rolls 6

SubSub speeds along the smooth ground before lashing out with its cable-whip, wrapping it around what it assumes is POGO's neck and yanking the creature over backwards.

* DICE ROLL 2 *
SubSub rolls 7
POGO rolls 10

SubSub zooms round and round his stricken foe triumphantly, taunting the creature like a sketch from Monty Python.
POGO gurgles/roars and slaps a tentacle down charging the ground in front of the mouse with 99,999 volts of electricity.
The charge surges through SubSub and causes him to lose control. SubSub shoots up one of the pillars faster than the eye can see and flies off into the sky to join the stars above.

POGO rights itself and makes for the exit as the crowd cheers their approval.
SubSub has come down from the stars to speed around the tavern floor.

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Fight 10

Lots of Ooos and Aaahs (as well as a few 'kill the fluffy little *&$*#&!') ring out from the crowd as (57) Mr. Fluffy Death enters the arena, his flatulence now under control.
Across the way comes (76) Calad the young, white haired sorcerer. Unusually for one of his ilk, he also carries a sword and shield. He eyes the hamster nervously, noticing it gnashing metallic teeth.

* DICE ROLL 1 *
Mr. Fluffy Death rolls 5
Calad rolls 10

His cybernetic legs pumping, Fluffy rushes in for the kill. With a panicked "Eep!" Calad quickly casts Mirror Image creating 3 illusions of himself and just in the nick of time. Fluffy tears through one of the images gnashing away with his adamantium teeth.
Calad hits the hamster with an ear-splitting localized sound blast. Fluffy staggers but spins around and lunges for the kill. Calad thanks his lucky stars as another of his images is torn to shreds.
The sorcerer hits the hamster twice more with sound blasts and it is more than the rodent can take. Mr Fluffy Death lies on his back, legs twitching and drool running down his very chubby cheeks.

The shadowy figure is sad as he has a soft spot for death-dealing hamsters.

Calad dusts himself off, takes a deep breath and leaves the arena appreciating the cheers from the crowd but also noticing the shadowy ringmaster glaring at him.
Mr. Fluffy Death is in the tavern, showing his teeth to any cat (or cat-person) that gets too close.