Doc0075: "Diggy finds himself sitting next to some weird blue pig/bear thing in a tavern, trying to lose the sensation of being sucked through a straw."
"Belphegor having fun against his over-matched opponent jams one stick up the goblins nose and the other firmly between its buttcheeks, in spite of its protests of "oooh I say, that's a bit personal". He then proceeds to spin poor Skreetch Bonefoot round and round before smashing him into a pillar, leaving his body crumpled, lifeless next to it."
^ You know, you'd make a better RPG writer than most current RPG writers... :-D