"This is Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles coming to you live from Hell. We've got all manner of debauchery and sins just waiting for you this evening so just sit back and relax. Food will be served in a moment and anyone who goes against that can answer to Kim Jon (with a license to) Il.

Haha Ha!!!

Here's another round from the fantastic circus of Bai Ling's Extravagant Pleasures

And without further ado, the terrible comedian-Marcussssss Brody!!!

Marcus walks out on stage after another night in the grog pit. "Oh well, lets get this over with."

"Put your money in
Put your money out
Take your pp from your pocket
And shake it all about"

Hah, It's one day before cinco de mayo. At least it used to be.

Real Mexicans don't give a shit.

REVENGE OF THE FIFTH!!!!

IT WILL BE UPON US AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

My wife about to half asleep and I get a full keg of beer. what a man to do

<i>"You know what to do..."</i> :)

TAP THAT KEG!

Gonna get so fscking drunk tonight it's not even funny.... Not in the morning.
I'm a bit scared honestly.... Damnit you tasty cold norcid yumyum yummy beer with extra alcohol!!
Have a tasty weekend everyone!!

Everyone knows it,
but nobody shows it now.
Well that's just stupid.

I just knew it.... I may have one of the worst hangovers ever. Took a few shots of whiskey and absinth yesterday with 12 beers. Normally that would be fine but I hadn't eaten anything that day. Gotta get wizardry 8 before I die to this stuff.
Have a nice Sunday!!

I'm fucked up off my home brew beer

Cold Beer and fridge cold Elder(berry) Snaps!
It's freaking hot here. Gotta do something to keep my cool.

Well bad news folks. I'm not drunk yet. :(

Since I moved to the city where I work I've started a "Let's go out and eat on fridays" club with workmates. Membership is fluid because of some being busy and such but it's starting to catch on.
So now when I'm home from the restaurant the serious business of "getting drunk and pester my neighbours with loud noises and music, friends on the net with random weird links, inane babbling of "truths" and other goodwill making shenanigans" have started. :D

Me neither but I'm working hard on it. :)

*passes the wine