You had so many that your gf and bf d8id the unspeakable.. *shakes head* I'm so sorry. That you lost in mortal kombat to both.

oh
need to sleep

Faxes is disgusting, but it's the cheapest drunk I could find on a moments notice

Every time I get drunk and post online, no one can appreciate my profundity...wtf?

Whiskey is a lovely friend.

I wish I was drunk. Instead I am doing a double shift at work... on my off day. Wheeee! =/

So, when I worked at Barnes & Noble I got drunk all the time.

Mind you, that might have had something to do with why I don't work there any more. :P

Ever bought anything while drunk? I still have some self-restraint left, dunno how long....

Sounds like you had a ball.

Oops, sorry about that, absolutely no pun intended at all.

It had nothing to do with you only having a single testis, nothing whatsoever.

Me and a girlfriend of mine had a box of sex toys that we kept under the bed. I may not have been entirely sober (or logical) when I made those purchases.

Good consumerism starts with sobriety.

Tried my homemade wine from almost rotten apples (day or two and not even pigs would touch them) and raisins (for some power).
First time doing it and result (after 4 months of waiting) was...decent. Only that awful "dust" at the bottom of the bottle. Yuck.
Definitely not something that I would gift to someone. Too awful for good people and too good for enemies.
Whatever.

Faxes
For some reason they stopped selling this in my town. Dare to say it better than 90% of other beers in the store. Must be dropped by patriots who want you to drink national pisswater chemical migrene inducing garbage

Boulevard Tank 7 smokehouse ale. 8.5 ABV. Powerful medicine there. Not your average sipper. Also, it's a tap beer that's now in bottle form. 3 dollars a bottle. It's weekend beer for upper middle class stooges who want to play tittlie winks with success while polishing their pitching wedges.

I would play Mario or Donkey Kong via emulator. Sitting on the couch and play on big TV with a controller brings a lot of fun ;)

Nice. Mario it is.