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Posted August 18, 2015
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Emob78: I certainly wouldn't want to operate heavy machinery... like a frigate or man-o-war.
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Crackpot.756: I'm actually always kind of glad I don't have access to any heavy machinery (or firearms) when drunk. Guess the rest of the world should be as well - or at least people who live close to me.

On an unrelated note, I recently found out that AA has online meetings. How progressive is that!
Not that I condone it, but from my own experiences booze and guns aren't that big of a deal. Booze and automobiles are a totally different story. I don't know what the stats are, but I would pin my money on drinking and driving accidents and deaths far outweighing all of the 'have whiskey and gun, will travel' types.

Anyone drunk and acting foolish with a gun is going to find himself quickly disarmed, one way or another. A drunk behind the wheel can somehow convince totally sober people that he's capable of operating a vehicle. One would think that would be a deal breaker, but there's a great many sober people who are killed from being driven around by drunks. I'm not sure the same could be said for gun enthusiasts.
Posted August 18, 2015
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Emob78:
Er, I'd be more worried about shooting myself in the face or something. I don't go out much.
Also, guns aren't that common 'round these parts, last time I checked; I'm not sure how quickly someone would be disarmed. Although, with slower reflexes, maybe drunk people are easier to disarm. o_°
Posted August 20, 2015
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Emob78:
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Crackpot.756: Er, I'd be more worried about shooting myself in the face or something. I don't go out much.
Also, guns aren't that common 'round these parts, last time I checked; I'm not sure how quickly someone would be disarmed. Although, with slower reflexes, maybe drunk people are easier to disarm. o_°
A gun is nothing more than a piece of machinery. The machine's operator is the key. In keeping with the topic of this thread, a gun is not all that different than booze. Some people can drink a fifth of whiskey and be just fine, while other people might drink one beer and get liquored up enough to try and start a fight with a police officer. All depends on the operator.
Posted August 25, 2015
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Emob78: Some people can drink a fifth of whiskey and be just fine,
That baffles me more than anything. I don't feel bad for needing half a bottle to get drunk anymore.

(Also, I had to google "a fifth". The word "fifth" has stopped making sense in the process, which, as I have learned just recently, is called "Semantic Saturation". Yay for learning things!)
Posted August 25, 2015
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Emob78: Some people can drink a fifth of whiskey and be just fine,
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Crackpot.756: That baffles me more than anything. I don't feel bad for needing half a bottle to get drunk anymore.

(Also, I had to google "a fifth". The word "fifth" has stopped making sense in the process, which, as I have learned just recently, is called "Semantic Saturation". Yay for learning things!)
We Americans don't understand metrics. A 'fifth' to us is just an arbitrary concept to describe a metaphorical saturation point for alcohol consumption. a 'fifth' in reality for many could be anywhere between a pint or half a gallon - depending on various factors such as body mass, base intelligence, mood, or amount of midichlorians in the blood.
Posted August 28, 2015
This thread is getting really neglected.

3 new flavors to try this weekend.

Leinenkugel grapefruit shandy, Czech Urquell Pilsner, Spaten Lager.
Posted August 31, 2015
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Posted September 05, 2015
*Raises hand.*

So yeah, had a crappy week but everything's falling into place now, decided to celebrate it with a couple of beers. Yay.
Posted September 05, 2015
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Posted September 05, 2015
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Starkrun:
You might want to pour that last one down the drain and call it a night there Nibbler ;)
Posted October 17, 2015
What a shame. What a rotten way to exist.
Posted October 25, 2015
I've discovered that when rum is not available, vodka and coke also makes a nice combination as a replacement. Was drinking screwdrivers, but ran out of orange juice.
Posted October 25, 2015
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Emob78: I've discovered that when rum is not available, vodka and coke also makes a nice combination as a replacement. Was drinking screwdrivers, but ran out of orange juice.
I'll have to second this, vodka and coke is quite nice.
Posted October 25, 2015
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Emob78: I've discovered that when rum is not available, vodka and coke also makes a nice combination as a replacement. Was drinking screwdrivers, but ran out of orange juice.
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pimpmonkey2382.313: I'll have to second this, vodka and coke is quite nice.
I'd try a white russian or a horchata, but I have a feeling I'd screw up the recipe and end up barfing milk and cream out of my nose.
Posted October 25, 2015
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pimpmonkey2382.313: I'll have to second this, vodka and coke is quite nice.
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Emob78: I'd try a white russian or a horchata, but I have a feeling I'd screw up the recipe and end up barfing milk and cream out of my nose.
hahah sounds like something I would do too. :P
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