Lifthrasil: God. I'm so wasted at the moment. Evening with a charming, hot girl. Similar interests. Did I mention hot? Awfully hot. Unfortunately she has a boyfriend. Nice one too. I like him. Still, she is everything I dream about. What to do?
Shaolin_sKunk: Find the nice guy a more compatible woman then catch the hottie on the rebound.
Muhahahahahahahahhaha!
I have some catching up to do inebriation-wise...
Not to sound like a party crasher, but the sheer idea humans are this possessive, greedy, self entitled and jealous is what makes me stay away from relationships. If that's a piece of advice, there's no wonder we have wars on Terra.
Sage103082: My face gets really hot and I can feel it has turned a lovely shade of red.
50 shades of red? Wait. Wrong movie title.
CptFandango: Never drinking again :( sat here with a bucket in front of me..
That is awful.
Cyberevil: no xhamster.com!
seems to have less bullshit. Hell, it's their motto!
I find it extremely stupid how every single website like that has "No bullshit!" in their motto. xD