Posted December 03, 2015
Tallima: "The nuanced but poignant colors of slides drives the player to fear for their very safety as they traverse the landscape of this instant classic. A sense of success is often found with a full cookie jar at the end of a ladder, but then lost as the cookie jar shatters at the bottom of a chute. But this multiplayer mayhem does finally yield a winner, and that winner will have gloating rights for days."
91/100
Having been forced to read my own reviews once, that seems about right. But to be fair, I would have dressed it up with a really hamfisted Snakes on a Plane reference. 91/100
Tallima: And lastly, OP, I totally agree. It seems they're all the same. And that's why we don't listen to them anymore. Games are far too varied, complicated and personal to trust any source for what you think will be good or not. But I do find them incredibly useful for pointing out horrible games. Sometimes, I get burned by listening to them (in the case of Alpha Protocol -- luckily, I did end up trying it later and ended up loving it).
There’s definitely a disconnect between a publication purporting to encourage variety while having so little of it themselves, and the audience is picking up on that. Alpha Protocol is love. Alpha Protocol is life.