Posted May 25, 2016
high rated
"Rime of the Ancient Gifter" by The Puzzlemaster
Listen, my children, and you shall hear,
of the ancient rime of what 'twas last year;
Forsooth, forthwith, I tell you this tale,
So that we shall all know of this miserable trail.
Like the "high rated"s on Tauto, the wordage so green
The codes, when redeemed, were not to be seen.
Like new accounts making complain threads, full-blown,
The games, to Steam, so quickly had flown.
And the ninjas of GOG were loud in their wail,
Their wallets snubbing the draw of the sale,
But lo! before all could quickly abort,
A savior arrived known as Humble support!
"Alright, we give up," the shining knight said.
"Lest this store go ENTIRELY dead,
We've decided to let you gift your extra keys,
All that we ask is that you stop whining, PLEASE!"
GOG gifters rejoiced and raised a cheer,
The giveaway was opened here,
And while the horrid DRM is beseeched, the generous still achieve their aims.
And now Zeogold stands in place,
With a pleading look on his face,
Exclaiming "I know that you guys are polite, but would you PLEASE JUST TAKE SOME GAMES?!"
Listen, my children, and you shall hear,
of the ancient rime of what 'twas last year;
Forsooth, forthwith, I tell you this tale,
So that we shall all know of this miserable trail.
Like the "high rated"s on Tauto, the wordage so green
The codes, when redeemed, were not to be seen.
Like new accounts making complain threads, full-blown,
The games, to Steam, so quickly had flown.
And the ninjas of GOG were loud in their wail,
Their wallets snubbing the draw of the sale,
But lo! before all could quickly abort,
A savior arrived known as Humble support!
"Alright, we give up," the shining knight said.
"Lest this store go ENTIRELY dead,
We've decided to let you gift your extra keys,
All that we ask is that you stop whining, PLEASE!"
GOG gifters rejoiced and raised a cheer,
The giveaway was opened here,
And while the horrid DRM is beseeched, the generous still achieve their aims.
And now Zeogold stands in place,
With a pleading look on his face,
Exclaiming "I know that you guys are polite, but would you PLEASE JUST TAKE SOME GAMES?!"