LaTaleFan1985: Is there any way that I'll receive my game? =D
zeogold: Yes.
First, you must pass through the Trial of Flame, whereupon you will attempt to keep calm and not get baited in a political thread where mud is being thrown from all sides.
If you manage to survive, wipe yourself off and prepare for the Trial of Australia. Two angry midgets will kick you in the shins repeatedly and follow you around yelling insults and racist slurs. Attempt to shut them up, and they'll only get angrier, crying out about how they were wronged and you have committed a crime in daring to cease their badgering. The only way to stop them is to rush to the Tower of Insomnia, where the first of the Five Masters, Fables the Arbitrator, who will pick up both of them and place them into the Time-Out Pen of Judgement.
Next, you must face the Five Masters in order, and ascend the Tower of Insomnia. First, Fables the Arbitrator, who is a fearsome warrior capable of locking you in or out of the tower, but you can easily sneak past her if you wait until the weekend when she sleeps. Climbing up, you will find the corpse of Konrad the Valiant, who, upon seeing the gunshot wound in his head, you can easily defeat just by cutting off the strings attached to the limbs of his body. Continuing on, you will face Judas the Thief, who will flee upon realizing that he has been discovered and go place the body of Konrad the Valiant in the same dumpster as Ciris the Ghost. Next shall be Thiev the Commander, who can be defeated with either a critical blow to the stomach or a peace offering of cake. Last, at the floor below the roof, will be Johny the All-Seeing, expecting your arrival, typing out commands for your destruction while cackling evilly. Just ignore the dark atmosphere and scary music coming from the record player and unplug his laptop, and you should be fine.
At the top, you will find the abandoned rocket of Theodore Fourofourinski which you will use to ascend to the heavens, break away from the Tower of Insomnia, and reach the Galaxy of DRM-Free Goodness. You can choose not to go into this Galaxy, but only if you flip a switch hidden behind the 5th panel from the bottom, 22nd from the left, starting from the back wall, hidden behind a panel of glass which you need a particular type of cutter to break, which is contained within the false bottom of the top compartment. Of course, you'll have about 15 seconds to accomplish this before the rocket launches, so you're probably headed for the Galaxy anyways.
Be prepared on your trip, as you will be assaulted with swarms of bugs on your flight. Every time you're hit, your system notifications will go down, messages you attempt to send out for help won't send, and the pages of the manual that tell you how to fix it will mysteriously disappear for 10 minutes. You'll still probably survive, though.
Lastly, when you make it, you will float outside into the Galaxy (you can breathe in the dark matter of DRM-Free Goodness) and face the most fearsome of all...the Trial of Geralt, where you will be bombarded with no less than 20 Bathtub Geralt memes. If you haven't collapsed by the end of it, you shall go towards the light and be given your free game.
Or, if you want to do it the easy way, you could just say thanks to the donor and have fun playing.
Hey,nice fairytale but you forgot the college queen who will hunt down all would be EGO holders as she want's them.
zeogold: Phah! You're right! They're all turning up expired! 
