Smells like the sweet smell of burning !! You should check, could be good for your arteries.

*lifts up one pasty and peers out*

Fo' shizzle! but, you might wanna refrain from uh, making farts until you oh i don't know have a seat in the bird bath or something? you know, in case there's a burning on your end.

*turns down flamethrower a notch or two*




edit: *leaves sacrificial votive cake burning overnight*

My Local fisn n chip shop is selling christmas cake in batter, got offerd some last night, no thanks.

O____o

Aberdeen or Skegness?

;)

Morning Sachys. Looks like we might be the only one's here. :P

Dover [sometimes they even have some sort of fish in batter!]

I stand corrected. Of course it's really fucking early here so I don't have an excuse.

Blimey! Well that would be insane!
Its too early here - even though its gone noon already.

so who wants a fried mars bar ?

^ so that's why the birds are staying away from the bath.

you know what they say: Let them eat cake!

In a bitter brown beer badder of course :)

does it have to be beer ?
i hate beer

...and you call me a coprophiliac!

translation ?
and you migth soon be up to your second star