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Posted January 24, 2015
*silently watches Sage as fear grows. *
Posted January 24, 2015
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Crewdroog: *silently watches Sage as fear grows. *
Come sit and help me


*waves glue in air*

Why no one want to play with me...

*pets Duckie*


Its ok.. You will play with me... won't you?
Post edited January 24, 2015 by Sage103082
Posted January 24, 2015
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Crewdroog: What do you mean nothing, you ungrateful jerk?! I made it rain cake!

Hi sage! *waves flinging cake everywhere* don't eat the red bits.
thats what i said you insane elephants testicle of a twat
Posted January 24, 2015
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Crewdroog: What do you mean nothing, you ungrateful jerk?! I made it rain cake!

Hi sage! *waves flinging cake everywhere* don't eat the red bits.
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snowkatt: thats what i said you insane elephants testicle of a twat
*shoves cake in snowkatt's stupid face*
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Crewdroog: *silently watches Sage as fear grows. *
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Sage103082: Come sit and help me

*waves glue in air*

Why no one want to play with me...

*pets Duckie*

Its ok.. You will play with me... won't you?
*cautiously sits next to Sage*

Sooo... how's duckie doing?
Post edited January 24, 2015 by Crewdroog
Posted January 24, 2015
*shoves a lit stick of dynamite in crew's mouth *
Posted January 24, 2015
Weawee owiginol snowkatt. Ewe fowgot won fing... I hwa ewe wighter *gags and chucles*
Posted January 24, 2015
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Crewdroog: *cautiously sits next to Sage*

Sooo... how's duckie doing?
Duckie is all better

*Shows Crew super glued yellow semi duck looking plastic shape*
Posted January 24, 2015
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Crewdroog: Weawee owiginol snowkatt. Ewe fowgot won fing... I hwa ewe wighter *gags and chucles*
the stick is already lit you silly moo !

and about to blow
Posted January 24, 2015
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Crewdroog: ...
I come home from work to find out you killed my beloved cow. How could you be so mean to Daisy? Now what am I going to fire from my cowtapult?

And after I brought you a special cake as well (to make snowkatt happy, this is a cake threat, right?).
http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/106/36f2999a773f4778bd721597eff4f6b1/l.jpg

Now I need some new ammunition.

*looks at Crew. Wonders about a Crewtapult* :-)

Fires Crewtapult at NowaAnglia for killing my cow!

*watches Crew fly through the air towards NowaAnglia*
Post edited January 24, 2015 by ddickinson
Posted January 24, 2015
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Crewdroog: *cautiously sits next to Sage*

Sooo... how's duckie doing?
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Sage103082: Duckie is all better

*Shows Crew super glued yellow semi duck looking plastic shape*
oh fank gaw. I fought ewe were gowwa kiw us *chuckles and tries to peak behind Sage's back for hidden weapons*
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Crewdroog: Weawee owiginol snowkatt. Ewe fowgot won fing... I hwa ewe wighter *gags and chucles*
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snowkatt: the stick is already lit you silly moo !

and about to blow
oh poop *explodes*

*brushes self off and wanders back towards group* see? this is what happens when you try to work and keep up with this shit. you don't realize the fuse was lit.
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Crewdroog: ...
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ddickinson: I come home from work to find out you killed my beloved cow. How could you be so mean to daisy? Now what am I going to fire from my cowtapult?

And after I brought you a special cake as well (to make snowkatt happy, this is a cake threat, right?).
http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/106/36f2999a773f4778bd721597eff4f6b1/l.jpg

Now I need some new ammunition.

*looks at Crew. Wonders about a Crewtapult* :-)

Fires Crewtapult at NowaAnglia for killing my cow!
ME?!?!?! I had NOTHING to do with your cow getting killed. Snowkatt and NowaAnglia ripped out it's brain and put it in mine.

hold on.

*walks out of thread into "gog will not refund me" thread*

EDIT: *but not before getting launched at NowaAnglia*

*ruptures NowaAnglia's belly* HEY! look I found a bean! *shoves bean in head* aaaah I feel so much better.
dooo-dee-doo. *leaves again for "gog willnot refund me" thread*
Post edited January 24, 2015 by Crewdroog
Posted January 24, 2015
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Crewdroog: ME?!?!?! I had NOTHING to do with your cow getting killed. Snowkatt and NowaAnglia ripped out it's brain and put it in mine.

hold on.

*walks out of thread into "gog will not refund me" thread*
You were in charge of Daisy, so you must share some of the blame. Now what will I tell her poor baby calf?

*eyes some more ammunition for a future target.*
Ooooo, a kattapult! *sneaks towards snowkatt with a big sack* :-)
Posted January 24, 2015
*comes back from "gog will not refund" thread dragging a living, but brainless cow behind her*

well, in fairness to me, I pulled out my brains and was comatose when they decided to mellonball daisy. However, I did perform a voodoo ritual and brought Daisy back... just with a liiiitlle less brains than she had before.
Posted January 24, 2015
*puts Ducky in her hoodie pocket*
Shh you will be safe there my friend...


Hey! I know a place we can get another cow! I used to go cow wrangling there on the odd summers night.
Posted January 24, 2015
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Sage103082: *puts Ducky in her hoodie pocket*
Shh you will be safe there my friend...

Hey! I know a place we can get another cow! I used to go cow wrangling there on the odd summers night.
why? what's wrong with this cow? *points to vacant-eyed, drooling cow*
Posted January 24, 2015
I put Daisy's brain back in. Why is she brainless now?

Why is my belly ruptured?
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