*remains motionless aside from drool that is forming a small pond*

*still strapped down, tips chair and self over with a thud, kicks whirring bone saw into position to cut straps, cuts the freaking straps without cutting self, heck yeah, high five?*

*looks at drooling comatose Crew, shakes head disappointedly*

well good god girl, why did you have BEANS in your head? why didn't you have real brains!??

*hunkers down, scoops up play-doh brain, brushes off dust.....*

these beans are making me hungry. and what's this, a pool of drool?

*dips play-beans into drool pond and takes a bite*

hey Crew, have some of these beans, they're delicious. *shoves play-do beans into Crew's mouth like a voodoo chalice*

*continues drooling*

she drools an awful lot. what do you recommend, Sage?

that is a lot of drool

*takes pictures of drooling Crew*


*looks down*

How much you think I can get for these?!

brilliant idea! prop her head up a bit, though, she looks.. absent.
prolly a couple bucks. who are you selling them to?

ebay

Ima let the dice roll and see where it lands

international?

maybe we can get GOG to buy them and post them up as a warning or something. or as inspiration to not let your brain fall out of your head. some kind of DRM free angle.

*shakes crew's limp arm a bit*

check it out, if you move her arm up and down she drools more!

Ha, ha, for sure. *laughs freely and carelessly*

Let's pose her with those shiny machine guns, make her look real tough. you can curl her lips back so it looks like she's baring her teeth and shooting down predators in the woods and stuff.

Sounds good to me.. Make sure to wipe the drool from her mouth before I take the next pic.

can't stanch the drool. this girl is full of beans and drool. or was full of beans. ha ha ha. *laughs carelessly again*

hang on i'm gonna get some of this play-doh that's been marinating in the drool pond and eat some of it so's I have the energy to carry them guns over to crew.

*nonchalantly picks up marinated play-doh in one hand and takes a few bites, uses other arm to carry guns over*

*sets guns down next to Crew and continues carelessly chomping on bean-doh while standing over the hole in Crew's head, crumbs falling where they may*

*sets guns up and sets crew to them, lips pulled back in a vicious sneer, laughs merrily at own fine job*

*brushes hands together clean of play-doh crumbs over hole in Crew's head*

Alright, she's all set up. Ooh, you know what's a good idea? Let's make it look like I'm the freaking predator and she's mowing my green blood-having ass down in the woods and stuff!

*stands in front of guns stupidly*

Ready when you are, Sage!

*blinks* Hey NowaAnglia! *scratches hole in head* Look, beans! *shows play-doh to NowaAnglia* What's with all the water?

Ooooh, look! Shiny! *fingers trigger of gun*

A little more to the right.... not your other right... perfect

*clicks camera*


this is going to be one bad ass pic

did you catch her when she blinked? ugh! gotta re-do the photo.

Crew, why are you still drooling?