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Posted September 29, 2016
Maybe you should just eat it.
Posted September 29, 2016
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Crackpot.756: Either way, I'll stick with Shouty McScreamface until she stops fucking shouting.
Can she talk?

You should teach her to say "I love Uncle Kleetus".

For her to learn quickly, everyone in the house should say it also.
Posted September 29, 2016
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Crackpot.756: And the bird is appropriately named Shouty McScreamface.
Reading about this bird is just gold.
Posted September 29, 2016
Out of curiousity, do birds get accents when they mimic their owners?

A budgie with a German accent would be so adorable.
Posted September 29, 2016
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eksasol: Maybe you should just eat it.
The budgie? 1. I'm a vegetarian, 2. I don't know how to prepare budgie, 3. Have you seen budgies? Not worth it.


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Kleetus: Can she talk?

You should teach her to say "I love Uncle Kleetus".

For her to learn quickly, everyone in the house should say it also.
No, no, and no.


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Kleetus: Out of curiousity, do birds get accents when they mimic their owners?

A budgie with a German accent would be so adorable.
Probably, but I talk to them in English because I'm having a language identity crisis and I've been told I don't have an accent.

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zeogold: Reading about this bird is just gold.
This bird is an asshole.
Posted September 29, 2016
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Crackpot.756: No, no, and no.
Luckily it's a girl and you don't need to teach that phrase to them, it's innate.

I've found they all learn that word naturally once they reach the age of consent.
Posted September 29, 2016
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Kleetus: Luckily it's a girl and you don't need to teach that phrase to them, it's innate.

I've found they all learn that word naturally once they reach the age of consent.
... It's a bird, Kleetus. Even you've got to have limits.
Posted September 29, 2016
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Crackpot.756: ... It's a bird, Kleetus.
I would like to pluck, preen and play with your German birds.
Posted September 29, 2016
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Kleetus: I would like to pluck, preen and play with your German birds.
All right. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200. I'm gonna back away and go elsewhere now.
Posted September 29, 2016
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Crackpot.756: Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.
You Germans, always punishing people.
Posted September 30, 2016
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Kleetus: You Germans, always punishing people.
The people they punish, fully deserve it and even more. I can guarantee you that much. The people Germans punish, are the kind of people who betray their own friends, shit on their own relatives/kin and socially castrate without cause innocent people. Germans do nothing wrong. At least in "Other".
Post edited September 30, 2016 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Posted September 30, 2016
♫It's my disaster, friend. Not yoooours. ♫ yeah
Posted October 01, 2016
Spring day.... with shitty yachting type weather :/
Posted October 01, 2016
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Niggles: Spring day.... with shitty yachting type weather :/
If you can afford a yacht, you're not allowed to bitch about life.

In fact, why are you here, instead of yachting.
Post edited October 01, 2016 by eksasol
Posted October 01, 2016
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Niggles: Spring day.... with shitty yachting type weather :/
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eksasol: If you can afford a yacht, you're not allowed to bitch about life.

In fact, why are you here, instead of yachting.
Because,it is a tinny towed by a ferry.
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