If life was fair everyone would have the same joys and sorrows, the same perspectives and feelings, the same art & music and there'd be no variety. Hell even communism would work and we couldn't reminisce for the good old days of the cold war where the reds were the bad guys and armageddon was a single wrong button press away (I reminisce for strange things)
Whenever I get in the mood to kill stuff, thats the time I thank my foresight in buying an xbox 360 and a copy of GTA4. Best stress management tool ever developed

Oh, I'm past her already. Have been for a while. It was at the start of this year. As for other women, I cannot see how that will happen.

Annoying Positive Person: "Cheer up, there's plenty of fish in the sea"
Me: "I live inland"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o50_ZlMnjqY This is an absolutely grotesque product, but ironically it (the ad) made me feel rapturous

ow my brain...
I suppose there's some happiness to be gained from it though, knowing that no matter how crap your life is, you aren't quite at the level where you have to buy encouraging words has got to cheer people up

Ha! Well said, sir! GTA IV huh? I may have to look into that! I can see how it would help! lol
I think the PGR series was my tonic! it still is probably!

Fair play man, and, touché, sadly.

It has such pretty explosions and the pedestrians ragdoll so satisfyingly when you run over them with a high powered sports car.
To veer into creepy psycho mode here for a bit, one time when I was pissed I was playing and managed to keep one car intact despite massive forward damage that crumpled it into a point, I decided to call it "The Knife" and spent the next 20 minutes "stabbing" people until it was all covered in blood. You make your own fun sometimes but I sure didn't feel as shit afterwards.
Another creepy psycho game a mate and I play is called "Keel De Wimmin" where the goal is to see how many women you can kill before you kill someone important (IE: a man). Not really a genuine expression of mysogyny, its just fun to say Keel De Wimmin in an accent sort of like john belushi uses in blues brothers when saying "how much for the women?"

Hahahah! Excellent man! I think this is half the fun of sandbox games in general! There is the possibility to make your own random games!!
On Just Cause, me and a friend go car surfing! You know you can use that grapple hook thing to snag on to cars and such? Well, when you land on them, the driver 9/10 times goes absolutely nuts and just floors the pedal! So the game is to see how long you can stay on! lol Of course there will be total carnage all around as the freaked driver charges through villages, killing children, animals, important folk (men haha) and all!
That car you invented - The Knife (XD!) can we please draw up a blueprint and send it to Ford?! lol
Just on GTA, was it Vice City that had that incredible Sniper Rifle that would take off body parts? It may have been GTA3. If you got someone clean in the head it would take it right off and leave a spurting blood fountain! :) That was the time I sat up after a 30 minute decapitation spree and wondered why I found this so much fun! haha! :)
Also, the slowmo cheat on Goldeneye that would enable you to just blast away at a guard as he slowly died lol Many guards felt my wrath! lol

I hate in 25 Words or less Questions - My Good answers always end up being 26 or 27 Words

Bump. :P
Everyone is so godamn bitchy today. That's all I gotta say.
I feel better already.

I had my gut tore out by a chick once, ruined me for 6 months. My lesson in life is stop chasing women like you need them. What you want you don't get. What you don't want is sitting at your lap. This philosophy got me a pair of nice women and a job oddly. Otherwise no advice can help about the problem of 'there's no other woman' because time will fix that along with male sex drive.

Hear hear!
What ever happened to my "Be nice to others thread?"
It was clearly ignored to the point of oblivion by angry and hateful people!!

I just made one earlier, didn't know you had one. Yes the world has anger in it, but without anger would we know happy? Without dark would we be aware of light?

Might as well contribute. 2 hours of sleep, gotta begin new job in a few days and I gotta go out in 0 degree weather to take care of dumbass cattle instead of staying warm and getting ready for work. AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to eat them all if they don't wisen up and use the shed we built for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Feels better if you scream in real life.