BAHAHAHA! There's a plot..? Seriously?
Who'd have thought...

Obviously the online simulation is faulty. You should probably sue.

actually a mate of mine is actually convinced the real test is faulty. Its sure as fuck badly made. Going to ask who makes it and either apply for a job or give them a smack

You know, I hate cars and I'm not even vaguely interested in driving them. This endless series of failure regarding this fucking licence test is really pissing me off and I'm not even going to use the end product. What shits me the most is that every single job I can do, I'm excluded from on the basis of not having this licence and 90% of the jobs involve no regular travel and there's no reason whatsoever that taxis couldn't be a valid choice IF travel was needed.
I hate everything. Most especially drugs & alcohol because those are the fucking questions I keep screwing up. Why in the name of fuck should I know anything about them if I don't go anywhere near them? Should I have to be an expert in power chords to listen to metal? Should I know everything about poultry care if I want to make a fucking omlette?
I mean seriously, hands up here who happens to know (without using google) the crash statistics relating to alcohol?

100% of people who drink alcohol crash their vehicles?

I hate having to pay 100% more for alcohol in Malaysia.
Soon to be 104% in 2012 thanks to GST.
Don't we have enough problems just keeping afloat without having to resort to robbing the bank?

Well the options were 10%, 30% or 50% of crashes on weekends were alcohol related, I picked 50 originally but then the test has this tendency to be alarmist sometimes so I thought it'd be better if it was 30. I was wrong

Do your politicians lie about it and say it'll make your life easier and save you money?

What Malaysian government say about GST + 4%?
- Will not have any inflation.
- Consumer will actually pay less.
Listening to what Malaysian government say is akin waste of time.
According to Malaysian government, a politician who was formerly a dentist can afford RM24 million mansion (approximately USD8 million) is not corrupted, clear for all charges.
I should change my job seriously.

We plagiarised the American's flag.
In fact, 80% of our foreign trade is with the US.
Our new 1 Malaysia slogan has now this phrase, "Yes, we can!" by our prime minister.
Truly worthy of the title "Land of Piracy".

Man, you really hate Malayasia. You've turned me into a hater, too.

Welcome to the club.
I am at work currently, quite sick as I was sneezing everywhere, had some headaches every now and then and feeling drowsy.
Went to see the panel clinic and the doctor just gave me some pills and told me to get back to work.
I can never get medical leave in Malaysia (especially from panel clinic) no matter how sick I am. I probably have to be very closed to dying before they'll hand me out a certificate of being sick.

Sorry, I still hate Singapore more.

Can't you hate both countries equally?

There's only so much hate I have.