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General discussionThe "bitch about life in general" thread(14229 posts)(14229 posts)
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Posted August 11, 2011
Murder By Bling! Its a new agatha christie style gangsta mystery
Posted August 11, 2011
The point of jewelry escapes me. I have purchased my wife some fine numbers, and while I do it to make her happy I cannot help but think, "What else could I get for that money that would bring more happiness than a rock that sits in a box."

Women are like dragons.
Posted August 11, 2011
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Aliasalpha: Its BLING! It shows you're a kick arse rich bastard who doesn't give a shit who he confuses by wearing traditionally female jewellery. Did I mention cutting penis shaped holes into people's windscreen? How can you say no? Could it fit on your pinky perhaps (err pinky FINGER I mean). Ooh and when you punch someone it'd leave a mark like The Phantom's skull ring!
lol......I think what I may do to be an ass is pick up a model in California and bring her up to Alaska for a week wearing the ring.... (Not going to do it because that is really douche)
Posted August 11, 2011
Spent the first hour or two at work today thinking it was Friday... yeah...

Fuck.
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hedwards: It's jewelery and ought to symbolize the end of life as you know it and what better way than with a 100% genuine blood diamond.
Haha, okay I feel better now;)
Post edited August 11, 2011 by orcishgamer
Posted August 11, 2011
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hedwards: It's jewelery and ought to symbolize the end of life as you know it and what better way than with a 100% genuine blood diamond.
That's awesome..... if only i was in the middle east again.

Edit... anyone have the irc addy? I cant seemto recall it and im gettin blitxed
Post edited August 11, 2011 by akwater
Posted August 11, 2011
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orcishgamer: Spent the first hour or two at work today thinking it was Friday... yeah...
It is! Australia is awesome!
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akwater: I think what I may do to be an ass is pick up a model in California and bring her up to Alaska for a week wearing the ring....
If you really want to screw with her head, make it a male model
Post edited August 11, 2011 by Aliasalpha
Posted August 11, 2011
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orcishgamer: Spent the first hour or two at work today thinking it was Friday... yeah...
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Aliasalpha: It is! Australia is awesome!
Yeah but if I hop a plane now I'll just miss the whole weekend:(
Posted August 12, 2011
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orcishgamer: Spent the first hour or two at work today thinking it was Friday... yeah...
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Aliasalpha: It is! Australia is awesome!
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akwater: I think what I may do to be an ass is pick up a model in California and bring her up to Alaska for a week wearing the ring....
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Aliasalpha: If you really want to screw with her head, make it a male model
I support this hilarious idea.
Posted August 12, 2011
I'm poor, hate my boss, don't get laid enough.

Couldn't get any worse.
Posted August 12, 2011
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scampywiak: I'm poor, hate my boss, don't get laid enough.

Couldn't get any worse.
Are you sure? I mean you cannot have a job.
Posted August 12, 2011
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scampywiak: I'm poor, hate my boss, don't get laid enough.

Couldn't get any worse.
You could get the clap, just saying, it could get worse:)

I know, don't thank me, I'm great at cheering folks up, just call me Mr. Fun-Orc.
Post edited August 12, 2011 by orcishgamer
Posted August 12, 2011
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scampywiak: I'm poor, hate my boss, don't get laid enough.
Have angry sex with your boss and get a raise out of it, solves all 3 problems!
Posted August 12, 2011
a general one , blasted rain!!!
Posted August 12, 2011
For me it would be my blasted inability to sleep propperly. I'm always so damn tired and what's worse is that it interferes with me playing Starcraft 2! Man, I can't focus during the harder missions and when I try to play Battlefield 2142 I can't see shit much less hit any.

Life sucks and then you die (because you forgot to save due to lack of sleep).
Posted August 12, 2011
Not a bitch about life,

But... Ok we are no longer dating... but we are back to friends with bennies?????? Why are women so complicated?
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