Posted December 26, 2015
No, I arrested one of those weird pretty singing ladies for disturbing the peace. I don't care how nicely she yodels, nobody disturbs my afternoon nap. I handcuffed her, but it appears those wings on the back of her are prehensile, and she brought a deck of cards with her. Now, either you stop playing Texas Hold 'Em or you start winning and give me half the money.