What, you were actually taking tort seriously? I would think you'd have known better than that by now.

Oh, one of THOSE threads. Yep, GOG forums is always able to make me laugh!!!

Oxymoron.

That word, you keep using. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Here. Have a +1 for that quote.

It does actually. Just not in online only dictionaries.

Also, I've used it once this year, and twice last year (I keep a list).

Unplug the internet, then she'll see how wonderous steam is.

Sorry, you have to update your game first.

Sorry, you must update your game first.

Sorry, you must update your game first or we'll come around to your house and shoot you and update it for you. Then you can play your game, jerk.

Hey isn't your avatar from Twilight? It looks like Dakota Fanning.

Completely different segment of popular culture, but good guess. :) It's the black swan.

<3 She's much prettier than Dakota Fanning. :)

I don't think prettiness matters, it's their acting performance and what kind of person they are.

Also haha, I thought it'd would be Jane for sure, with the red eyes, blue eyeshadows and very pale face, haha!

It doesn't mean that in any reputable dictionary online or offline. An oxymoron is something like oxymoron which is itself contradictory. Things like "military intelligence," "poor rich girl," and "awfully good" are generally accepted oxymorons.

You win +1 for this reference. : D

You gave her a mutiplayer game as an example when she asked for a single player only one which I'm sure can be played in the offline mode, what did you teach your daughter again?

She probably be more likely to bitch about not being able to use Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/etc than about not being to able to access her games.